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Wassup Burpers,
Emojis are ridiculous, stranger things outside a Texas zoo, a dildo in a catfish, did you know that Snoop Dogg has a full time joint roller? And what’s your favourite type of M&M, is it people flavour? This and some good news apparently.

Oh, and we're celebrating hitting 300 episodes by having another Mail Bag show for episode #302!

Yeah, seems like a normal thing to do.

Get your questions, requests, suggestions, reviews and comments in before then and we'll be sure to include them in the show.
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Wassup Burpers, we're back after a week off because reasons.

Road trippin' and road schoolin', getting stabbed in the bum over pizza, Canada is on a watch list, science has turned hamsters into demons, and the real cause of all the school shootings is women having rights - this and some good news probably!

Enjoy and we'll see you all next week!

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Wassup Burpers, we're back after a week off because reasons.

But this week we have stories all about Illegal dildos, illegal portions of chips, robot aliens, plain eating to the extreme, and Octopus cannibalism and of course some good news apparently.

Enjoy and we'll see you all next week!

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Sup there Burpees,

A him identifying as a her to get away with sex crimes, a woman nearly dies because of her phone, I need to know who is going to pay me that sweet alien prediction money, Britain’s most famous dish is actually mostly Russian and a cop turns up to a disturbance call and decides to have a wank and of course some good news!

Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week.

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Sup there Burpees,

The man with a penis on his arm better back the fuck off, always make sure you don’t accidentally confess to murder, a woman can’t help but shit herself, Bigfoot is fucking around again, Ireland isn’t all that and a bag of potato chips and of course some Good News that Matt will try not to shit all over

Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week.

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Sup there Burpees,

This week we have stories all about having to drink human semen in the Thai Navy, a German couple who want to make incest legal, a man whose penis fell off but he got a new one grown on his arm (as you do).

Creepy dolls washing up on Texas beaches and UFO's that aren't UFO's.
Then we finish off with some Good News that Matt will shit all over for good measure.
Peace!

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Sup there Burpees,

Today we have stories about…

Irish people are sex mad, but we’d rather fuck a robot but that’s ok because an electric shock to your cock could cure premature ejaculation. Inside a creepy unfinished theme park and secret swords at airports.

This and of course some glorious Good News

What a world we live in.

Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week.

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Sup there Burpees,

Today we have stories about…

Scientists are going to send a message directly to aliens, farts can kill you, shitty passenger shows how truly shitty he is, Loch Ness monster proof finally? And how about come cakeage?

This and of course some glorious Good News

What a world we live in.

Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week.

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Sup there Burpees,

Today we have stories about…

Diet cults that are run by cunts, if you haven’t had covid yet, you’ve got no friends, gay dog finds gay owners, lazy husbands are still a thing, and the most disgusting baby names.

This, the usual mindless banter and of course Good News!

What a world we live in.

Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week.

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Sup there Burpees,

Today we have stories about…

Nature eh, eh finds a way, flying spiders are a thing, legoland driver’s licences are a thing too, parenting tips from TikTok, and how long can you live on raw meat?

This, the usual mindless banter and of course Good News!

What a world we live in.

Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week.

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