News Burp

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Sup there Burpees,

Today we have stories about…

Mermaid mummies, Japanese killing stones, Non vegan fruit, how to get ahead in crime and how the fuck are faith healers still a thing?

This, the usual mindless banter and of course Good News!

What a world we live in.

Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week.

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Sup there Burpees,

Today we have stories about…

Pokemon cards worth more than me, you think your job is shit, I’m not kink shaming, but I have questions… would you be happy if you saw your life? And I always knew vegetables were not to be trusted

This, the usual mindless banter and of course Good News!

What a world we live in.

Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week.

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Sup there Burpees,

Today we have stories about…

Kids being prepared for zombies in school, a teacher has a weird idea of what should go into a cupcake, business class just isn’t for everyone, imagine being so cold that your cock nearly falls off and someone is really shit at predicting things in the future.

This, the usual mindless banter and of course Good News!

What a world we live in.

Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week.

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Sup there Burpees,

Today we have stories about…

James Blunt knows people hate him, toilet paper is for losers, and cannabis can fuck with your memory, make you cut your dick off and be a hypocrite, a woman insists on spending zero money on toilet related products and it grosses Adam out.

This, the usual mindless banter and of course Good News!

What a world we live in.

Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week.

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Sup there Burpees,

Today we have stories about…

McDonald’s Not So Happy Meals, Life and death mayonnaise, food is racist now, potato haters and finally proof of alien life?

Oh, and Good News.

What a world we live in.

Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week.

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Sup there Burpees,

Sex offenders marrying their victims, buffet brawls, men abusing computers, soggy sausages and more reasons why TikTok is terrible.

This and very many more reasons why the world, the internet and everyone in them are terrible, terrible people.

Oh, and Good News.

What a world we live in.

Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week.

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Sup there Burpees,

Here's your ad free version of the main show where we talk all things Knob throwing, nipple freezing, policewomen having Onlyfans accounts and lots more shenanigans.

What a world we live in.

Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week.

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Sup there Burpees,

We're back again and this week we have stories about ...

Some dude who designed a jacket for a Queer Eye show tried suing Lego, and it didn't go as planned. FedEx wants permission to put anti missile measures on their planes, a man has a cockroach living in his ear for three days, a woman sends herself drinks from fake admirers to keep her dates in check and could you stay in an airplane toilet for 5 hours?

There's also some good news stories about magic mushrooms being good and tortoises being old.

Hurray!

What a world we live in.

Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week.

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Sup there Burpees,

Whaddup there folks!

Sorry we're late - but we're here and we'll be back again this week with another episode to get ourselves back on track.

But for now we have an episode all about sex doll makers ripping off Instagram models, Chinese women being trapped with Chinese men during lockdowns, the world's biggest black box being installed to record the end of the world and police ignoring calls for assistance because of Pokemons.

What a world we live in.

Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week.

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Sup there Burpees,

We're back baby!

Happy new year and we hope you all had a great Christmas break and there wasn't too much Covid chaos where you are.

This week we have stories about Witches finally getting the apology they deserve from the evil patriarchy, psychologists forgetting what they studied for their doctorate by getting rodents drunk and reporting it as news.

We also have TV just for Dogs, the oldest woman in the world who beat Betty White (not literally).

Oh and a bit of banter to explain where we've been since November!

Thanks for sticking around and supporting us, we really appreciate it.

Enjoy the show!

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