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Today we talk about rude toys... but not sex toys..(for once) and our primate cousins show us affection.
Then we revisit genital injuries in Back to the Wuture (woocher?) that make all of Adam's sphincters pucker up.

What a world we live in!

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Are you the victim of false advertising or an April fools prank? Plus we kill 2 birds with one stone in saving the planet. Sounds oxymoronical...

Also there's a man caught watching porn and drinking beer in a library (I mean, who used libraries anymore!?) and a group of women who spiced up another woman's vagina!

What a world we live in!

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On today's show we discuss hot topics housing crisis and religion. There are people out there that praise a flying spaghetti monster.

And also we have a man who was trapped into paying a prostitute with a hamburger and some other men who are demanding their foreskins back.

What a world we live in!

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It's another episode to fill your ears. On today's show, a guy has a bad year so he decides to change his life. A guy finds a grave stone with his name on it, left by his ex.

Then we delve slightly (can you slightly delve?) into the world of animal trafficking and beaver penises!

What a world we live in.

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Welcome to another episode of News Burp. Today would you give your car away to a complete stranger? And how to settle arguments the old fashioned way...with swords!

We also have a story of an 87 year old Porn Star and a deaf man who is trying to sue Pornhub for lack of subtitles in their videos.

What a world we live in!

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We just couldn't resist - Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina scented candle made it into our Weekly Weird Wupdates along with Batman's Robin being told to make his penis smaller.

What a world we live in!

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Here's hoping we're all still around this time next week!

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We are back in this new year with a brand new episode of News Burp. On today's show we look at what last year gave us and what can we expect from this year. Would you use asparagus to make your predictions? We talk about a woman who does just that.

Also there's a woman who injected her dying son's own feces into his IV bag, delaying his cancer treatment and nearly killing him!

What a world we live in!

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Happy WW III y'all

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Welcome to another episode of News Burp.
On today's show, gender neutrality and is it getting absurd and a man goes from janitor to physicist with the aid of YouTube videos?

What a world we live in!

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Merry Christmas... ya filthy animals

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Welcome to another episode of News Burp
Today, fingers up the bum will be a thing of the past for checking the prostate, we find out when the first televised human birth was and Fanny Scorcher wins a prize for being arty yet lazy.

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Hello Burpees
Welcome to another episode of News Burp.

Today, one million pounds worth of sex toys is stolen but what can you get for one million pounds these days, and a new arm cast that is waterproof, breathable and itch-free.

What a world we live in!!!

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