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The cost of beheading your wife is just 8 cows, being tired is an emergency situation and could Ivermectin soaked tampons cure your covid? Oh and Australia is crowd funding a giant bag of dicks, and there's hidden meanings in Toblerone logo!

What a world we live in.

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Satanists are at it again, and this time it’s sexy - are we allowed to call victims idiots? And there are people who believe that naked children will make it rain - 3d printed weapons and more stuff!

What a world we live in.

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Viagra thief is not a hardened criminal, Satanists are on the way to save the day, and a man cuts off his own penis during a police chase and McDonald's Milkshake machines are still the cause of much upset!

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Ireland is being invaded by sex crazed giant spiders - Eating a hot dog takes 36 minutes off your life and female octopi throw things at males that are harrassing them - nature, what a mad bunch of bastards.

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No Milkshakes in McDonald’s in the UK (that’s what you get for Brexit), we can finally get our own back on potatoes and Sri Lanka is at it again - the mad bastards

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Sri Lanka’s health minister demoted for promoting magic potions, conman sues his victims and wins, and man spends $12m on porn, a meteor is going to kill us all, but we'll probably be dead by then so it's all a moo point!

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The man who made a career out of sucking water up into his anus, a woman sued McDonald’s because she broke her lent fast for a cheeseburger and donkey milk is back again!

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Horse charity that’s worried about the lack of beastiality, Boobs getting bigger after the Pfizer jab and man nearly wanks himself to death, a man tries to buy an entire planet and actual footage of an actual sighting of actual Bigfoot?

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What would you pay to be able to sniff or wear Hitler Wife's knickers? A lot, right? Maybe not. Also, imagine Matt came to you with a fool proof way of making all the money off of Onlyfans, only for you to not recognise its potential. That's what Adam did and it might be what finally ends a 20+ year friendship!

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Football sized Goldfish are going to take over the world, once and for all we might get the same numbers of hotdogs and hotdog buns in packets, and do shellfish have souls? Also, what's the point of a Doomsday plane if you can't use it?

What a world we live in.

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