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In Episode 14, we discuss: 

// Amazon's New Fitness Tracker Will Make You Fit And Submissive  

// While Israel Sends Airplane to UAE... 

// ...Palestine Sends Air Baloons To Israel 

// Don't Get Pregnant In Zimbabwe If You Want Education 

// German Dude Cuts His Ears Off And It Is Not Even His Biggest Problem

In Episode 13, we discuss more fascinating news from the globe: 

// Ukraine's ex-PM is diagnosed with COVID and Russia celebrates 

// 81-year-old Russian Woman Came Back From The Dead 

// Little Kids In New Zealand Do Cocaine (Or Play Lego) 

// Islamic School In The UK Offers Extra Lessons On How To Fight Infidels 

// Germany Is Back To Experimenting On Large Groups Of People 

// American Archbishop Sells Bleach As A COVID (HIV, Cancer, Autism) Cure

In Episode 12 we discuss: 

// The Matrix Is A Transgender-themed Movie, Authors Reveal 

// NASA Gives Heavenly Body The Same Names As Elon Musk Gives To His Kids 

// Deadly Saudi Overseas Hit Squad Can't Even Pass Canadian Passport Check 

// Ellen DeGeneres And Her Wife Prefer Romance Over Diversified Financial Planning  

In Episode 11, we discuss: 

// One Old Person Destroys Brazil Rainforest While Other Old People Destroy The Rest Of The World 

// Britons Queue For German Passports (And For Reparations)

// Being On A Death Row In Pakistan Is Not Big Enough Punishment For Blasphemy

// Madonna Says Rich People Have COVID-19 Cure But How Can She Know? 

In Episode 10 we discuss: 

// Michelle Obama's New Podcast is Inferior To Ours 

// Meixican Cartel Shows Who Is Actually In Charge 

// Russian Cinemas Will Only Screen Light-Hearted Movies Because Life In Russia Is Already Hard 

// Aaron Rogers And Danica Patrick Split Up (Who Cares, Seriously?)  

// Germany Keeps Clinging On The Past By Prosecuting 97 Years Old Nazi 

In Episode 9 we discuss: 

// Cadbury chocolate bars will shrink but old price remains 

// Renowned US judge is only alive thanks to Trump 

// Azerbaijan and Armenia are real countries and they will destroy you 

// Saudi Arabia grants freedom to women, to one at a time 

// Tech entrepreneur is massacred in New York 

// Canadians want to build a wall with the US (kind of) 

// Story in which British right winger is not the only insane person 

In Episode 8 we discuss: 

// Bollywood Stars Have COVID Too (Are They Also Human?!) 

// English Tourist Kills In Spain But Won't Go To Prison 

// Transgender Rights In China Stronger Than In The US 

// Madeleine McCann Starred In "The Ring" Movie 

// Don't Hunt A Norwegian Hunter

Apologies for this episode's sound quality. Blame Boris Johnson (or Donald Trump, or whoever your enemy is, it is their fault). 

In Episode 7, we discuss: 

// Sale of dog meat is banned in one of India's states 

// Americans microwave their books to kill corona virus 

// You are more likely to receive organ if you are white 

// North Korea finally follows our advice and uses coronavirus as an excuse to punish certain people

In Episode 6: 

// Australian pensioner evicts his own daughter 

// Country band Dixie Chicks drops "Dixie" from their name 

// North Korea sends cigarette butts to South Korea 

// Corona is becoming a widely used baby girl name 

// First ever university degree in ninja studies in Japan

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