Harry Potter and the Bastard Cows.
James Cook, Jay Handley, Phil Pagett and Andy White make jokes about the news.
WARNING 1: There were some workmen drilling outside while we were recording this.
WARNING 2: Without a civilizing influence, this gets a bit 'blokier' than we'd like.
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