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- Episode 28
- A Utah man stole a truck for an alien encounter, but felt bad and returned it.
- Taro Kono, Japan's administrative reform minister, declares war on faxes.
- Face of Elvis appears in giant wave as 65mph winds hammer the east coast.
- Man steals a puppy from a couple at knifepoint.
- Two drunk women, one naked, charged for fighting on front lawn: University Hts.
- Rude graffiti is painted around town's potholes.
- 250K+ saws sold at Lowe's recalled, might not turn off.
- Model with unibrow claims she's harassed daily, denied work because of her look.
- £100m of seized cocaine 'barely covered by bananas' was 'heading to Scotland'.
- You can go back to the office—you just need a virtual-reality headset.
- Why helium-free "vacuum balloons" could save physics research.
- McDonald’s All-Day Breakfast Might Not Ever Come Back To Menus.
- Florida man claims he was injured by Chicken McNugget, sues McDonald’s.
- Top 10 Most Popular Fast Food Chains in America.
- Zombie Skittles suspiciously good at mimicking the taste of rotting flesh.
- The Burrito Pop Will Ensure You’re Only a Mess on the Inside.
- Pumpkin spice mac and cheese is coming but there's a wait list.
- Man travels 100 kilometers in the middle of the night in Japan to punch another dude in the throat.
- Pantone launches a bold new color to combat menstruation taboos.
- Sandwiches in Subway 'too sugary to meet legal definition of being bread'.
- Weirdest plastic model ever – A 1:1-scale Cup Noodle, including the ramen and toppings.
- Fight over milk sends a Florida man to jail.
- NJ cops get nearly $2.5 million payout for alleged dildo harassment.
- Pakistani man cracks 254 walnuts with his head for Guinness record.
- Mountain Dew gets into the hot sauce game.
21 min - Episode 27
- Chuck E. Cheese is plotting an animated TV show and a live-action movie starring its mouse mascot.
- Tiny Rubik’s Cube goes on sale in Japan for the anniversary.
- Bank manager finds 9.07-carat diamond in Arkansas state park.
- Troublesome South African baboon evicted for raiding homes.
- Woman told the officer ‘I have to poop so bad’ before high-speed chase.
- Kraft introduces Pumpkin Spice Macaroni & Cheese.
- Nissan Murano's Urban Adventure on Unfinished Bridge Is a Clueless Driver Classic.
- Driver given parking ticket after leaving rude note demanding not to be fined.
- This pro wrestler pooped himself mid-match, then turned it into the promo of the year.
- Man who erected a giant wooden penis on his lawn fights to keep it up.
- Secret ‘Man Cave' Discovered Below Grand Central Platform; 3 Subway Workers Busted.
- Parrots removed from UK safari park after teaching each other to swear.
- Rapper Lil Yachty was arrested for driving 150 mph in a Ferrari.
- Whataburger is jumping on the spicy chicken sandwich trend.
- NASA Launching $23 Million Toilet to International Space Station.
- Man Dumped Two Sacks of Eels Into Prospect Park Lake.
- AI deepfake videos to make up '90% of online content' in just five years.
- Bisexual pastor-turned-stripper ‘blesses’ the world with her ‘sacred’ sexuality through OnlyFans.
- Vermont zucchini in the running for world record.
21 min - Episode 26
- Local grandmother feels tricked after trying to order some Halloween treats from Amazon.
- Woman fined $25K for illegally importing hundreds of doses of bovine semen.
- Driver faces DUI charges after crashing into cruiser, injuring officer.
- A 10-year-old Wisconsin wrestler is about to reach his goal: 100,000 pushups in a year.
- Queensland nurse gives a distressed patient bizarre masturbation advice.
- North Carolina city replacing street signs that misspelled 'Autumn'.
- Woman wakes to find a snake 'chomping' on her forehead.
- Woman accused of driving while high on pot, allegedly does some dancing after pulled over.
- Possible rare ‘seven-armed octopus’ found on Whidbey beach.
- Morocco Demolishes Controversial Fish Statues in Mehdia After Backlash.
- Rapper YFN Lucci thought he was holding a prop gun. He was wrong.
- $300K in counterfeit goods seized in Richland.
- Route shut after major potato spillage.
- AAA: Keep protective masks off of rearview mirrors.
- Former SC teacher’s license revoked after ingesting illegal substance in front of class.
- A robot beats humans at curling thanks to a deep learning program.
- Resuming sexual activity soon after a heart attack linked with improved survival.
- Sex robots will be controlled remotely by humans from different continents.
- Incredible pics show rival frogs battling it out over right to mate with females.
- Echelon made a $500 version of its connected spin bike for Amazon Prime.
- Is the gold in your phone funding drug gangs?
- If we put computers in our brains, strange things might happen to our minds.
- PlayStation's secret weapon: a nearly all-automated factory.
- People who drive this car get the most speeding tickets.
- Portwell Motherboard Has 20 USB Ports.
- McDonald's New Spicy McNuggets.
- 7 weird and unexpected things food photographers do to make their shots look perfect.
- The Official Drink of 2020 Is Red Lobster's Dew Garita.
- Forget Taco Bell—you can make your own damned Mexican Pizza.
- Can adding Lucky Charms marshmallows to other foods make them magically delicious?
27 min - Episode 25
- Man shot his male doctor after he ejaculated during a prostate exam (fake but funny).
- Backpackers find body at GSMNP campsite; Bear found scavenging on remains euthanized.
- Newhall School District Cancels Classes Tuesday After Ransomware Attack.
- 100-million-year-old giant sperm found preserved in amber is the oldest ever.
- Chuck E. Cheese wants to destroy 7 billion prize tickets.
- Nintendo discontinued the 3DS console line after almost a decade.
- iPhone's new 'orange dot' feature warns you when an app is listening.
- An Alaska dentist who extracted a patient's tooth on a hoverboard sentenced to 12 years in jail.
- Detroit Driver Arrested After Successfully Jumping Over Drawbridge.
- A Sold Out Flight That Goes Nowhere.
- A Florida woman was attacked by a 10-foot, 4-inch alligator while trimming trees.
- Woman falls out of a car window onto the highway while filming a Snapchat video.
- The CIA sent a team of 4 operators on a spy mission targeting China. None came back.
- Tesla on Autopilot hits over 90 mph before police flag down a sleepy driver.
- Woman sues Tokyo company after having to work 48 days in a row with limited bathroom breaks.
- Sizzler files for bankruptcy as the pandemic demolishes sales at casual-dining restaurants.
- Man Convicted For Smearing Semen On Co-Worker's Belongings.
- Vivica A. Fox Tests Negative for COVID-19 After Pulling Out of Emmys Due to False Positive.
- Cult leader who claims to be the reincarnation of Jesus arrested in Russia.
- MTA board to formally ban pooping in subways and buses.
- Aichi man gets 10 months in prison for saying "I got corona" in an electronics store.
- Over 130,000 Japanese netizens rank the Top 20 anime opening themes of all time.
- Let's Talk About Your Windshield Wiper Attitude.
- A Vietnamese factory was busted recycling hundreds of thousands of used condoms.
- Japanese government to start giving newlywed couples a wedding gift of 600,000 yen.
33 min - Episode 24
- Florida city repeals 13-year ban on saggy pants.
- The Chinese J-31 5th-Gen stealth fighter may be a total F-35 'rip-off'.
- Man moves into new house, finds out it's covered with massive Simpsons murals on the outside.
- Altoona man threw frozen pizzas at a store manager after a mask-wearing dispute.
- Pringles try to wake from 'recycling nightmare'.
- There is Now an Iconic Indomie Goreng Stir Fry Noodle Ice Cream Flavor.
- Berks to pay $750K for 27 years of unbilled water.
- Teen bitten on the penis by a snake while sitting on the toilet.
- My massive 42L boobs caused my spine to 'COLLAPSE' and left me wheelchair-bound.
- A growing business: Dutch develop 'living' coffin made of mushroom mycelium.
- Walmart’s drones take to the skies.
- Secretive Pentagon research program looks to replace human hackers with AI.
- Reese's rumored to be debuting a peanut butter cup stuffed with potato chips.
15 min - Episode 23
- Man jailed after crashing into marked police cars with $145 million of meth in his van.
- Woman who deliberately cut off her own hand in insurance scam jailed for two years.
- Akira-Like Electric Superbike Concept Provides Glimpse Into the Future.
- Signs of alien life detected on Venus.
- Taco Bell is now selling its own custom wine, Jalapeno Noir.
- Panty thief gets an unexpected surprise after police reveal thong is not what it seems.
- New unstaffed gyoza store in Tokyo sells pot stickers 24 hours a day.
- All-plant-based katsu curry arrives at Ikea Japan.
- Man Used Mirror To Spy On Bathroom In Gloucester Twp. School.
- New website aims to help you cut back on 'doomscrolling'.
14 min - Episode 22
- Bill Gates’ Nuclear Startup Unveils Mini-Reactor Design Including Molten Salt Energy Storage.
- The Benefits of Breast Massages.
- Police search for a man they say caught fire after torching another man’s car.
- An Arizona man tried kidnapping an infant at a Flagstaff grocery store checkout.
- UW-Platteville first in state to offer cannabis-related certificates.
- Why Navy SEALs Wear Chuck Taylors in Maritime Operations.
- Woman drops her iPhone 11 from more than 5,000 ft while paragliding.
- Drunk driver arrested after crashing into patrol unit with 2 deputies inside.
- Nearly a dozen fish species can WALK on land, study reveals.
- Tesla's 'Full Self-Driving Capability' Falls Short of Its Name.
- People who don't believe in God may get better sleep.
- Creepy ‘Geofence’ Finds Anyone Who Went Near a Crime Scene.
- Robot begins work at convenience store; hopes to replace humans by 2022.
- Are Black Holes Made Of Dark Matter?
- Alabama restaurant serves pickle pizza.
- Coors Light truck crashes into Taco Inn.
- Burger King Releases A Chocolate Whopper In Taiwan.
- Cinnamon Toast Crunch is doing ridiculously well during the pandemic.
- Reese's made a breakfast cake so you can have dessert in the morning.
22 min - Episode 21
- Man advocates to rename boneless chicken wings "wet tenders".
- McDonald's is adding a Travis Scott meal to the menu to win over Gen Z and millennial customers.
- Man arrested after calling 911, asking if dispatcher wanted to buy egg rolls.
- Taco Bell is removing Mexican Pizza and other items from the menu.
- Jelly Belly founder to give away candy factory as part of 'gold ticket' treasure hunt.
- Japan now has blue sake that changes color in cocktails.
- Samsung Is Developing A Transparent Smartphone.
- Hundreds of Americans Planted 'Chinese Mystery Seeds'.
- Robot dogs join high-tech US Air Force exercise.
- Naked lady swipes intimate item in naughty adventure in Fort Pierce.
- Man dies after fight at strip club.
- Jack Daniels is the Most Popular Liquor in Texas.
- Yang Yang the giant panda celebrates his 23rd birthday in Georgia.
- The latest shortage is live crickets.
- Son sells 28 years of birthday whisky to buy his first home.
- Vulgar pornography interrupts virtual schooling in another instance of “Zoom bombing”.
- Man makes Pringles last four hours to avoid wearing a mask on flight.
23 min - Episode 20
- Move over, dartboards – Japan now has shuriken machines for ninja fun!
- You Should Waffle Two Pieces of Pizza Together.
- Customer handed eye-watering bill after misreading menu at Gordon Ramsay steak.
- Pinterest pays $89.5 million to terminate San Francisco office lease.
- Alternative-meat startup is hoping a 3D-printed steak can upend the meat industry.
- Pro tip: Never be the first unless it’s a gangbang.
- SPAM shortage? Pandemic leads to production problems.
- McDonald's and KFC Japan release new Tsukimi "moon-viewing" burgers.
- Grandmother shows off 24-year-old McDonald's burger kept in a closet that she says has not rotted.
- More than $130K raised for California family after girls seen using Taco Bell WiFi for school work.
- CBP In San Juan Seizes $27 Million Found Inside Boxes Bound To St. Thomas.
- Man arrested for peeing in beer cans and leaving them on the side of the road in Japan.
- Consuming your own fecal microbiome may help keep off the pounds .
- He had marijuana coming out of his WHAT?!?!
- New research reveals how armpit aroma can be cue for passion.
- Elon Musk: "Good chance you'll die" on Mars.
- Tourist grabs a tiger's testicles as she poses for a photo at Thai zoo.
- Calculating the reduction in worldwide deaths from liver cancer if the whole world drank more coffee.
- Harry Perkins Institute of Medical Research study finds honeybee venom rapidly kills aggressive breast cancer cells.
- Tony Stark wannabe spotted in a jet pack by two pilots at 3,000 feet. Now the FBI is involved.
- Meteorite study suggests Earth has always been wet.
- World record set for most crane games in one arcade with new game center in Tokyo.
- New York state man breaks one-handed clapping record.
21 min - Episode 19
- Japan's 'flying car' gets off ground, with a person aboard.
- 'Black Panther' actor Chadwick Boseman dies at 43 after 4-year fight with colon cancer.
- Ecuador couple certified as oldest married pair, nearly 215.
- First trial of LSD-MDMA set to test safety and treatment potential.
- Amazon wins FAA approval for Prime Air drone delivery fleet.
- Andrew Lloyd Webber dropped a ‘Phantom of the WAPera’ Cardi B remix and we regret to inform you music is cancelled.
- Post Malone Becomes Co-Owner of Texas’ Biggest Esports Group.
- Woman arrested in mountains of Japan for attempted murder with bow and arrow.
- Slam City Re-enactment: Felony Charge Over Illicit Juul Scheme.
- Woman spends $135k on ‘plastic doll’ transformation.
- Bella Thorne and OnlyFans controversy explained.
- How to get the upper body of a burrowing frog.
- Naturist couple will pay £2k to anyone who can help them move houses – but the person must be naked on the job.
- The Science of Bruce Lee’s master move, the One-Inch Punch.
23 min
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