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  • Episode 8

    Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe.

    • Pregnant Florida woman punched in face at gender reveal party
    • Bolivian sex workers using raincoats to keep 'safe'
    • More pr0n consumption creates greater erectile dysfunction in European men
    • Police arrest naked Kentucky man who broke into home, ‘used mushrooms with Jesus’
    • Defendant Dared Homeless Man to Do a Backflip for $6, Laughed and Filmed as He Suffered Fatal Injury
    • Fish with luscious human lips and teeth perplexes, arouses social media
    • Bikini-clad woman says ‘Karen’ called her naked, demanded she ‘cover up’
    • Utah Nonprofit Raises Over $100K Selling Penis-Print Face Masks
    • Body found by railroad tracks turns out to be sex doll
    • Japan police seek to stop yakuza handing out Halloween sweets to children
    • Sex Toy's Virtual Orgasm Coaching Service Gives New Meaning to Telehealth
    • NSFW Paper Mario Easter egg is nice
    • For The First Time Ever, Astronomers Have Witnessed a Black Hole 'Blink'
    • Penguins Can Shoot Their Poop 4 Feet, Which Rules
    • Put a Pickle in Your Shitty Beer
    • Baker uses female urine from public toilets to make ‘Goldilocks bread’
    • Hybrid Fish Stuns Scientists As Two Species That Last Shared An Ancestor In The Jurassic Have Babies
    • 29 min
    • Episode 7

      Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe.

      • Dude Allegedly Spends $8,000 of Honeymoon Money On a Gaming PC
      • Music teacher convicted of giving girls semen-tainted flutes. He’s going to prison
      • Abbreviation CR
      • Man bites seagull after it tried to steal his McDonald's food
      • Washington Redskins Are Having Issues Changing Their Name Likely Due To Man Trademarking Over 40 Potential Names
      • Rare 'Super Mario Bros.' Game Sells for Whopping $114,000 USD
      • White Castle becomes the first fast food chain to test out the robot fry cook, Flippy, from Miso Robotics
      • Grant Imahara, Host of 'MythBusters' and 'White Rabbit Project,' Dies at 49
      • Wayfair conspiracy theory
      • Lego made a 2,600-piece replica of playing Mario on the NES
      • Burger King's latest sustainability effort: reduce cow farts
      • Tom Yum soup
      • Foxtrot’s assistant brings him a sprouted potato
      • Apple, Elon Musk, Kanye West, and other accounts tweeted a bitcoin scam in giant Twitter hack
      • Teens are dressing up as mask-wearing grandmas to try to score alcohol
      • Bear Spotted Training With Nun-Chucks!
      • Texas Man’s Alleged Use of PPP Funds for Crypto Instead of BBQ Has Feds Asking ‘Where’s the Beef?’
      • Vantablack? Meh. Meet the Ultra-Black Vantafish
      • 31 min
      • Episode 6

        Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe.

        • New twist on an old favorite: Taco Bell debuts 'Grilled Cheese' burrito
        • Al pastor from the corner store: How to make Spam tacos
        • Weird Japanese vending machine find: Soda that looks like mayonnaise
        • Man dragged while hanging out of stolen car driven by girlfriend
        • Meet the Owner of the World's Largest Pizza Box Collection
        • eSkootr is a high-speed electric scooter racing series launching in 2021
        • Japanese Aquariums Track Penguins' Dramatic, Salacious Love Lives Through Complex Flowcharts
        • Slovakia police dog sniffs out $2.26B in methamphetamine seizure
        • Google launches balloon-powered internet service in Kenya
        • Woman claims she was scammed out of thousands on Venmo
        • Tetris is now a daily game show with cash prizes
        • 24 min
        • Episode 5

          Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe.

          • PlayStation owner accidentally buys 11 years of PlayStation Plus membership
          • Ennio Morricone, Influential Creator of Music for Modern Cinema, Dies at 91
          • Woman, 29, with 52.8-inch legs says she loves showing them off
          • Vehicle with stolen plates crashes into restaurant on Edmonton’s 118 Avenue
          • 13 coronavirus cases linked to Playhouse strip club in Romulus
          • The Accidental Invention of the Slip ‘N Slide
          • Best Guns For Alien Invasion
          • 'Costco Karen' Goes Viral After She Throws Temper Tantrum From Being Asked to Wear Face Mask
          • Aichi man arrested again after having slashed over 1,000 women's tires to get to know them better
          • The Nigerian Email Scammer Who Stole Millions From Premier League Club, NY Law Firm, Banks
          • Frog stows away from Colombia to Wales in shipment of bananas
          • St. Charles angler catches 112-pound catfish on Mississippi River
          • Chicken makes daring escape in Instacart driver's trunk
          • Could Black Holes Be The Dark Matter Our Universe Needs?
          • PSVR Patent Describes Technology That Displays Ads Within Headsets
          • KFC Completes Nationwide Switch from Potato Wedges to New Secret Recipe Fries
          • 25 min
          • Episode 4

            Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe.

            • Alien invaders' AI found on Mars searching for signs of life
            • New compounds from starfish show efficacy against cancer cells.
            • Shaquille O'Neal and Papa John's Pizza launch Shaq-a-Roni Pizza with company's largest slices
            • This recipe combines mac and cheese and queso fundido into one dish
            • Victorian farmers perfect a smoked eggs
            • Scientists say whale sharks have teeth on their eyeballs
            • 'Half Baked 2' Headed for Production After Receiving Coveted California Tax Credit
            • Huge Wendy's and Pizza Hut franchisee files for bankruptcy
            • A Dog’s Life: Russia’s only Corgi Cop calls it quits
            • Biggest gold fraud breaks in China: 83 tons of gold bars used as loan collateral turned out to be copper
            • Hair weaves from Chinese prison camps seized
            • Egyptian belly-dancer given three-year jail term for 'inciting debauchery'
            • A 100-mph car chase in California ends with suspect driving over cliff and into the Pacific Ocean
            • Italian police seize over $1 billion of 'ISIS-made' amphetamines
            • Man takes 92 wet sponge hits to the face for Guinness record
            • 32 min
            • Episode 3

              Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe.

              • Doomscrolling Is Slowly Eroding Your Mental Health
              • Lamborghini Huracan Spyder totaled 20 minutes after leaving showroom
              • Nasa astronaut accidentally drops mirror into space
              • NASA offering $20,000 for best idea in astronaut toilet challenge
              • Man takes a swim in Bass Pro Shops aquarium, police work to identify him
              • Man Tries Using Tree To Lift Ford Super Duty Cab And It Goes Terribly Wrong
              • Rob Paulsen Promises the New ‘Animaniacs’ Episodes Stay True to the Original
              • Couple finds swastika of pepperoni on their Little Caesars pizza
              • The Perfect Art Heist: Hack the Money, Leave the Painting
              • New Giant Evangelion Attraction Opening In Japan
              • Costco stops selling half-sheet cakes
              • Ancient Japanese birds looked a lot like New Zealand's monster penguins
              • Trip to the store for hot dogs leads man to $100,000 lottery jackpot
              • Crater of Diamonds visitor finds 2.23-carat brown diamond in the dirt
              • Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas and Daddy Juice Energy
              • Florida man fist-fights alligator to save dog
              • Boy, 10, has a five-foot cable stuck in bladder 'for five years'
              • Family too scared to leave house after 25,000 bees invade kids' garden trampoline
              • School board member in Oklahoma spotted drinking a beer during board meeting
              • Semi crash leaves road covered in French fries
              • Japan awards first-ever ninja studies degree
              • New hack runs homebrew code from DVD-R on unmodified PlayStation 2
              • The Pokémon Go grandpa’s bike evolves to hold 64 smartphones
              • 31 min
              • Episode 2

                Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe.

                • More hikers getting lost and injured on Greenbelt
                • Former Manager of Little Caesars Store Posts Photos of Rats in Pizza Sauce and Trash Can
                • G Fuel Introduces Sonic the Hedgehog Energy Drink
                • Tennessee dog turns 20, sets record for oldest living golden retriever in history
                • 'Black neutron star' discovery changes astronomy
                • Latest sighting of the Loch Ness monster
                • A.I. Robot Cast in Lead Role of $70M Sci-Fi Film
                • Tanzanite: Tanzanian miner becomes overnight millionaire
                • Leech swims up man’s penis, drinks pint of blood before docs pull it out
                • Not kidding around: Woman sues for paternity test on goats
                • The Arctic is on fire: Siberian heat wave alarms scientists
                • Man allegedly caught at airport with cocaine inside artificial penis
                • Man's bladder is torn apart from holding urine for 18 hours
                • 'Godzilla dust cloud' from Sahara blankets Caribbean on its way to US
                • X-rated p0rno mistaken for kid’s book
                • Man has his colon torn apart by a 16-inch live eel
                • The Latest Pandemic Shortage: Coins Are The New Toilet Paper
                • 29 min
                • Episode 1

                  Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe.

                  • Government denies knowledge of strange 'UFO' over Japanese city
                  • Giant cherry found on Italian farm unofficially breaks world record
                  • 'The Bold and the Beautiful' employs blow-up doll for love scenes
                  • Man with machete tattoo on face accused of machete attack
                  • Drunk monkey to spend life behind bars in India
                  • Man on whale-watching holiday captures one-in-a-million shot of 10-foot penis
                  • Free Comic Book Day Expands to 9 Weeks This Summer
                  • Guinness reverses decision to strip Billy Mitchell’s Pac-Man and Donkey Kong records
                  • Sushi tacos now on sale in Japan
                  • Stunningly intact giant squid washes ashore in South Africa
                  • Fired police officer accused in feces sandwich prank loses second bid to get his job back
                  • Kosher lube puts oral sex on the menu for Orthodox Jews
                  • CERN wants to build a new $23 billion super-collider that's 100 kilometres long
                  • Smelly durian fruit sends six to hospital and forces evacuation
                  • Women less likely to date men with cats, study finds
                  • Joel Schumacher, famed director of Batman films and The Lost Boys, dies at 80
                  • The C.A.R.L.Y.—That's “Can’t Afford Real Life Yet”—Is the Consumer of the Future
                  • Man causes mayhem after sharing ‘abomination’ in his pizza delivery order: Strawberries on a pizza
                  • Botched restoration of Virgin Mary painting goes viral
                  • 39 min

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