Next Generation's First Generation

Its that time again...to hide from real life consequences by in the holodeck.  Listen as Patrick and Sascha try and figure out how Picard gets out of talking to a real person.

Take me down to Paradise City where Spock's brother seeks god with help of our local dirt farmers from the neutral zone.  Don't worry though because the crew remembered to pack anti-gravity boots.  Just in time to reminisce our most painful memories, journey along with Patrick and Sascha as they try to figure this one out.

The Enterprise Crew gets in touch with their ancestral past by acting better than everyone else.  Then they decide to dump luddites on an asexual cloning society and force them to have babies!  Oh man did this one hurt but you get to hear all about it when Patrick and Sascha try to figure this one out.

The fact the writers decided to make fun of the differently abled really hurt Riker's street cred. But you know what we can joke about, Space Herpes! Patrick and Sascha think that Picard has space herpes, listen along as they figure this one out.

So its that time for the big fish in the little pond to graduate into the open ocean.  That's right friends, Q finally crosses the line from nuisance to a real son of a gun.  Sit back and listen as Patrick and Sascha watch in horror as we face our greatest enemy, some would say is too strong.

Well it's that time again, time to voyage into the great beyond and ask "Is anyone out there?"....boy oh boy did Data sure answer that question.  If only he had answered our hails, WE could've been cruising shotgun with Data rather than some kiddo.  Listen as Patrick and Sascha figure out how to stand on the right side of the prime directive when using ham radio.

It's family time again on the Enterprise.  We get to meet Riker's dad and it's Worf's birthday!!!  Oh and we get to meet a past romances of Dr. Pulaski.  Somewhere in the lower decks watch as Patrick and Sascha figure out how Wesley is going to throw a surprise birthday party for a Klingon.

Patrick and Sascha are seeing double!  Two Picards, Two Enterprises, "One Bridge. One Bridge, One Riker! One Bridge!!!"...oh wait that was a different episode.  That's ok, well anyway Picard gets the chance to experiment with his double and fun was had.  Stick around and see what happens next as Patrick and Sascha try to figure it out.

Ever wonder what it's like to get stuck in a hotel...with Data, Worf and Riker?  Well wonder no more my friends while Patrick and Sascha explore a futuristic 3-way combo holodeck, habitrail and mausoleum for some poor sucker who had a poor choice in books.

Patrick and Sascha get to meet the extended family of the Enterprise!  Oh wait, never mind, they decided to explode...and we didn't even have a logic paradox that was worthy of Kirk's legacy...oh well.  Don't worry folks, we get to see Patrick and Sascha figure out that the way to fix broken starships is to turn them on-and-off while cleaning the gunk out of the mouse!