Next Poll Wins

What subject does Donna choose to add to the world's education curriculum? And what permanent smell does Mark bestow upon Lizzo? It's questions like these, that stop you in your tracks and think 'what the f*#k is all this about'?

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If you want some better alternatives for the next US President - this is the episode for you. You're welcome! In other news, Donna  gains two unique, everyday phrases that she intends to use forever. And, just to clarify; Danny De Vito is not a giraffe.

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Mark's a freak. He just keeps it well-hidden. Oh yeah....he's also scared of Winnie the Pooh. As for Donna, she's in trouble again although she's blaming Liam Gallagher for her bad behaviour. Take a listen to what ends up being a record-breaking episode.

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Mark's excited. He's getting a film made about his life. Not only that, he gets to pick a new set of parents! If that wasn't groundbreaking enough, Donna admits a liking for doing it rough, and comes up with a joint business venture with the son of God. 
This episode may contain blasphemy. 

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Donna is definitely NOT a Barbie girl, although she does live in her own little world. What's her recommendation for the doll's new guise? 
Meanwhile Mark would prefer to keep his penis, and concludes small and furry is preferable to sharp teeth. 
We describe episode 3 as 'unmissable'.

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Donna shares her thoughts on the Human Centipede film and why size doesn't matter when it comes to clocks (*not a typo). In the meantime, Mark reveals the identity of Banksy and enters the debate on dwarf-naming. It's dumb. As always.

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Series 2 kicks off with advice on how to deal with uncomfortable questions from 6 year olds, and selecting a new body part. Spoiler alert, Mark wants appendage from a horse.
Listen on people....listen on.

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Donna's obsession with pineapple comes to the fore, once again. 
There's more revelations when two options are discussed in way too much detail. Listen in, but not with your kids - or on this occasion - your husband.

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As Mark and Donna await the poll results for series 2 of Next Poll Wins, enjoy this series of chats to enlighten you further on our opinions of life.

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Mark and Donna have picked a few of their favourite bits from series 1...the first 12 episodes. Have a listen!

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