Bill welcomes the full crew—Mark the Soldier, Laura, Matt, Reis, and of course Kevin—for a jam-packed episode of Billified: The Bill Moran Podcast! Things kick off with Mark’s bad back and his new best friend—a cane. But Kevin can’t help wondering: how’s a guy supposed to deliver pizzas on weekends when he’s hobbling like Gandalf? This leads to hilarious stories of delivery disasters that’ll make you think twice before complaining about cold cheese sticks.

From there, it’s NFL Week 3 in the spotlight: Kevin’s Patriots and Matt’s Cowboys take L’s, while Bill’s beloved Buffalo Bills strut as one of the few undefeated teams left. The crew debates whether the “tush push” should be banned, ball-tracking chip tech, and Kevin even pitches an idea the NFL needs to hear.

Things take a wild turn when Bill recalls a story about someone we all know… who at 16 years old picked up a showgirl in Vegas. Yep, you read that right. This opens a bigger convo about growing up, questionable first experiences, and what’s actually harmful versus just part of the ride. Laura gets put on the spot about her kids’ future, shares a story about a teenage hotel worker fending off cougars, and the laughs don’t stop there.

The crew also dives into Jimmy Kimmel’s controversial return to ABC, free speech in America, corporate weirdness, and why both sides of the aisle are looking a little bonkers. Mark even renews his feud with the Morgan Twins (is he actually a secret fan?), and things wrap with a chaotic round of Name That Tune.

Play along, laugh along, and find out why Billified is the funniest way to make sense of life’s nonsense.

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