Jerry Jones said some weird (but true???) stuff about Micah Parsons. Fields and the Bears shit the bed. Matt Stafford hit fellow LA Rams teammate Desean Jackson for a huge TD against Tom Brady's Buc's which would be the weirdest sentence you've ever heard ten years ago. We got recaps, picks, and that's it! Enjoy.

The Ravens reign over the Chiefs, the Raiders keep on raiding, Rodgers strikes back, and Luke pulls further ahead in the Pick 'Em Bet. Plus, the Vikings found a way to lose in a more palatable manner and the Bears are starting Justin fucking Fields this Sunday. Buckle up, Buttercup.

Luke crushed Aedan in picks to kickoff the season in a fashion not dissimilar to the torching/tarnishing of the Green Bay Packers. Jameis stunted on Rodgers. Chandlers Jones tallied FIVE SACKS in ONE GAME. The Vikings love penalties. Bears fans are blue balling for Fields. The GOAT is the GOAT. All the storylines, all the games, and picks for Week 2 await you!

NFL. 2021 Season. Football is back. Live, meaningful football. We're back after a little preseason hiatus to give you a little College Football Corner and Week 1 picks (complete with wagers and piping hot takes)! It's back, boys and girls! Rejoice!

Tom Brady (and Zach Wilson) celebrate their birthday. Rodgers is 100 percent all in. Training Camp has begun, they've put on pads, and shit's already getting out of hand. Plus, the State of the Colts without Wentz and Nelson? Chock full episode. Hope you're hungry.

Who wants a bonus episode? Are you sure? Even if said bonus episode is just us pissing, moaning, and bitching about Aaron Rodgers returning to Green Bay after a long offseason of pouting/pussyfooting? What about us bemoaning sports journalism and media even though we're part of the problem? Oh, cool. You came to the right place.

Especially when the slot is such a significant role in this offense.

Yes, this is another Beasley twitter mixup. God bless 'em. We're covering the new Covid rules, naturally. Plus, there's expansion drafts afoot in other leagues and that got us thinking about where an NFL team should pop up next!

We're scraping the bottom of the barrel of the newest news stories while we sit and salivate in anticipating for Madden 22, training camp, and some clarity on Rodgers Watch.

TB12 called out some motherfucker on some team but had the courtesy to leave them both nameless? (It was probably Derek Carr). Carl Nassib came out as gay, kicking open the door for queer athletes everywhere and donated a chunk to the Trevor Project. Throwback jerseys return as NFL approves multiple helmets. Cole Beasley won't get vaccinated, so don't even THINK of telling him to do so!

Rodgers is complicated fella and has divided the fanbase according to GB's top brass. We gotta feeling he's GONE gone now. Julio's teaming up with AJ Brown, King Henry, and the Titans. Kelce called the Chiefs and Browns, "neck and neck." We're chatting about all this and more, kids!