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Luke crushed Aedan in picks to kickoff the season in a fashion not dissimilar to the torching/tarnishing of the Green Bay Packers. Jameis stunted on Rodgers. Chandlers Jones tallied FIVE SACKS in ONE GAME. The Vikings love penalties. Bears fans are blue balling for Fields. The GOAT is the GOAT. All the storylines, all the games, and picks for Week 2 await you!

NFL. 2021 Season. Football is back. Live, meaningful football. We're back after a little preseason hiatus to give you a little College Football Corner and Week 1 picks (complete with wagers and piping hot takes)! It's back, boys and girls! Rejoice!

Tom Brady (and Zach Wilson) celebrate their birthday. Rodgers is 100 percent all in. Training Camp has begun, they've put on pads, and shit's already getting out of hand. Plus, the State of the Colts without Wentz and Nelson? Chock full episode. Hope you're hungry.

Who wants a bonus episode? Are you sure? Even if said bonus episode is just us pissing, moaning, and bitching about Aaron Rodgers returning to Green Bay after a long offseason of pouting/pussyfooting? What about us bemoaning sports journalism and media even though we're part of the problem? Oh, cool. You came to the right place.

Especially when the slot is such a significant role in this offense.

Yes, this is another Beasley twitter mixup. God bless 'em. We're covering the new Covid rules, naturally. Plus, there's expansion drafts afoot in other leagues and that got us thinking about where an NFL team should pop up next!

We're scraping the bottom of the barrel of the newest news stories while we sit and salivate in anticipating for Madden 22, training camp, and some clarity on Rodgers Watch.

TB12 called out some motherfucker on some team but had the courtesy to leave them both nameless? (It was probably Derek Carr). Carl Nassib came out as gay, kicking open the door for queer athletes everywhere and donated a chunk to the Trevor Project. Throwback jerseys return as NFL approves multiple helmets. Cole Beasley won't get vaccinated, so don't even THINK of telling him to do so!

Rodgers is complicated fella and has divided the fanbase according to GB's top brass. We gotta feeling he's GONE gone now. Julio's teaming up with AJ Brown, King Henry, and the Titans. Kelce called the Chiefs and Browns, "neck and neck." We're chatting about all this and more, kids!

In this edition, we're talking about OTA's. They kicked off this past week but not everyone was present. We're on Rodgers Watch, Tebow Watch, Julio Watch and more!

In this edition we pay tribute to the late Colt Brennan, comb through some key matchups in the upcoming schedule, and crown our projected champions of each and every division. Is it too early for that? Probably. But rookies are back in minicamp and optimism is at an all-time high. Also, Luke hopes Cousins can stick it out. But if not, Mond will put an M on his head, he's Luigi's brother now.