Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals. We're giving you all the piping hot gossip from around the league, our assessment of Luke and Aedan Bowl Volume II, and giving you some Christmas cheer in time for Friday's Vikes-Saints matchup! Happy holidays, folks!

We're back with recaps, hot takes, and Poopgate 2020. Lamar Jackson left the MNF game against the Browns with cramps. His Ravens were in mortal peril. The very moment McSorley goes down, Lamar returns to the gridiron to throw a touchdown on fourth down. But was he really cramping? Or blowing up the bathroom?

In this editions, we get right down to business with recaps of jaw-dropping upsets, musings about a potential ROY, and give credit where it's due to Mr. Mayfield and his white-hot Browns.

Ahead of this afternoon's unprecedented Wednesday matchup between the Steelers and the Ravens, Luke and Aedan recap the weirdest football weekend 2020's had to offer.

Aedan's under the weather this week, and Luke's recovering from a Turkey Day food coma. T steps in to replace Aedan and chat about all the games that went down this week and the game that didn't. Looking at you Ravens-Steelers.

The first Luke and Aedan Bowl of the season saw the latter rack up his first L! Kyler Murray and D-Hop linked up with a Hail Mary that will play on highlight reels for the rest of human history! Taysom Hill is about to get his first fair shake under center for the Saints!

THE VIKES AND BEARS SQUARE OFF ON MONDAY NIGHT! NOTRE DAME IS UNDEFEATED! LUKE HAS TESTED NEGATIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS! NINTENDO SWITCH GAMES DON'T DEPRECIATE IN VALUE!

In this edition, Aedan's cat's back from surgery and full of new surprises! Dalvin Cook ran wild in a huge Vikings win. Cam fumbled the game away. Brady barely skates past the G-Men. Listen to us chop it up here!

We're back with a tardy episode, but deal with it. Here's a quick recap of last week's pro pigskin shenanigans and we're turning an eye toward this week's clashes! DK is the fastest man alive. Are the Bears who we thought they were? The Vikings will likely lose again. Get ready.

Miami's putting all their eggs in Tua's basket. Is it the right call to bench Fitzmagic when the Dolphins are winning with him? Can Dallas find a way to salvage their season? Can anyone stop the Tennessee Titans? All this and more in this edition of NFLMAO.