Hey fartknockers! We are dirty filthy liars! We also did not talk about Kitchen Nightmares in this episode, sorry. sort of. (It's a free podcast)

Anyway, THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN with some hot takes.

Shane does ASMR.

Austin talks about an interesting painting.

Episode 16 - Christmas Shoes by Kitchen Nice Boys

Greetings from the grave! It's the 1/2 of the Halloween SPOOKTACULAR and we have some great tips for you to experience this Halloween!

Also, we know that we are having a break in format but we hope you have fun and I promise we'll get back to our Daddy Gordon soon. For now just have fun! It's a free podcast!

Hey guys! Do you read this? I could put anything I wanted here and no-one would even know. Anyway. This one is about wrestling. BUCKLE-UP BUTTERCUP.

Also, this episode is dedicated to Roman Reigns. Love you big dog. Superman Punch cancer for us bud.

Shane went to NXT.

Austin watched the pitbull get chloroformed.

HEY WE GOT A SPOOKY GOOD TIME FOR YOU.

ALSO THIS MIGHT BE THE MOST BUCKWILD EPISODE OF KITCHEN NIGHTMARES YET.

Austin takes you behind the curtain at Land of Illusion.

Shane ate out of buckets.

HEY KNARTFOCKERS! This episode was really late and the description was even later. Have fun understanding what went one with this one!

Shane is handsome.

Austin read lord of the flies in high school.

Just a quick update from you favorite boys.

THIS IS A GOOD EPISODE. At least your two favorite boys think so. We're talking about handlebars in this one in case you didn't know, from mustaches to motorcycles and back.

Austin has reached spooky nirvana.

Shane almost kills his friend from laughter.

Welcome back for another week of laughs with the Nicest Boys in all the kitchens. We dial up The Secret Garden and get real deep on this one. If you're a bad person, just go not listen to this.

Shane had a tragic day.

Austin had a busy week.

AYYYYYYEEEE! WELCOME TO THE-A PARTY! This episode the boys are at Campania's, your favorite crappy italian restaurant in your hometown. As promised, this is better than the last one. ONLY HITS FROM HERE ON OUT. NO MORE DEEP CUTS.

Shane discusses some major lifestyle changes.

Austin reviews the anniversary addition of his favorite 90s film.