Here's the thing, YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL. BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT SOMOA JOE AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO 1 ON 1 WITH ANOTHER WRESTLER YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING! BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25% AT BEST AT BEAT ME! AND THEN YOU ADD KURT ANGLE TO THE MIX, YOU THE CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN! SEE THE 3 WAY AT SACRIFICE YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I, I GOT A 66 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING CAUSE KURT ANGLE KNOWS HE CAN'T BEAT ME AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! SO SOMOA JOE YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE MINUS MY 25% CHANCE AND YOU GOT 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING IF WE WAS TO GO 1 ON 1 AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 %. I GOT A 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE! SENIOR JOE?THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT SACRIFICE!

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You asked, we shidded and fardded.

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The Boys talk about Red Lobster, goosebumps, and planning a take-out day. Enjoy!

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Our friends Chris and Lex from Tune Junkies Podcast join us on the most evil day of the year to play Horror movie jeopardy and Fantasy Draft Halloween. Enjoy!

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The Boys get a little vulnerable and talk about the version of themselves they feel they need to show everyone at all times. There is still the two-good-laugh guarantee.

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Jake and Landon from the Menus Near You Podcast stop by to Fantasy Draft ALL OF FAST FOOD with us. Enjoy!

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Austin got an exclusive interview with one of the band members from FOOT. It's a big deal. 

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Shane is a big man, you don't even get how big this guy is. Remember the part in the Nutty Professor when Sherman has that fever dream after eating so much ice cream and watching Richard Simmons? You know, right before he makes that chemical beverage that turns him into Buddy Love? (spoilers) Where Sherman is as big as godzilla?

Shane is bigger than that. hercules... hercules...

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In this episode The Boys watch Carman's 2001 boxing epic The Champion, enjoy!

Link for the movie here: https://vimeo.com/259688555

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This episode is kind of hard to nail down because the Boys cover so much ground in so little time and because I can't find my hammer.

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