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Milking chickens, time wanks, hobbled knees and lonely skanks

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Episode 67

Butchers should always be Cheeky, Doctors should always wear stethoscopes, And Chefs should be forced to aways wear those puffy hats.

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It's Niche as Quiche ep 66, Guvna in the bum,

Dad’s in great mood, hope it helps. x

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Its Niche as Quiche ep 65, featuring Emma’s dream interp, is Soul Origen a Human drug trafficking salad front, hermit crabs, shop putting and Tartufo.

*apologies the first half of the podcast had a weird muffly filter somehow…if it's too annoying FFWD 30mins.

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Its Niche as Quiche ep 64 featuring The flight Centre Captain, Jacaranda Blossom Slime PLUS...four minutes of packaging tape noises!!!

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A boy named Chadrick, Spanish lady dolls, Guided meditation and That’s Life!

* I HAD TO DELETE THE SAD EP AND ANOTHER EARLIER VERSION OF THIS ONE DUE TO COPYRIGHT BS 

ENJOY X

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Oyster sauce, Marty the disco queen, the angry lady at the Italian Bowl and the fear of having a banal flashback before you die.

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I really don't give a fucky, I very much enjoyed the romantic comedy “Find Me Falling” starring Harry Connick Junior on Netflix.

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I chose to identify as a person with hair, made a little beef man, Richard Clayderman and the Tubulidentata.    

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