Exactly how many listeners are tuning in through the medium of Euro Truck Simulator 2? And will Rose in Tavistock move to Glasgow to escape the heatwave? (Friday 24th July, 2026)

Nick unleashes his frustration at England's MEN'S sporting teams for failing to win a major tournament. The women WIN, while the men 'do great'...

(Saturday 18th July, 2026)

In this episode, Nick asks: Is being too hot necessarily a bad thing? How is England doing in the political landscape? And line up for your testosterone test with Pete Hegseth!

(Friday 17th July, 2026)

A delightful month ahead of lamenting a certain unnamed individual. Find out what happens when a man goes into a German tobacconists - and why Derek in Cullen's best birthday present ever is the absence of his son... (Saturday 11th July, 2026)

Anyone up for a visit to the Islamic Republic of Japan? Can't think if anything big is happening this week in a certain Essex constituency... Nope, can't think of anything. (Friday 10th July, 2026)

Has Coronation Street just been 65 years of "ugly people moaning at each other"? Nick fills his Ann Widdecombe impression quota for the episode, while simultaneously asking what the hell the lyrics in Wonderwall are about... (Saturday 4th July, 2026)

Another week, another show where we all thank Nick for "being radio". Let's talk dogs in bags, adversarial pedestrians, and conspiracies about Nick's new premium podcast funding his car payments... (Friday 3rd July, 2026)

There's a little moth that's been annoying Nick this week... Also, Nick learns about the World's Loudest Man - and it's not Donald Trump. (Saturday 28th June, 2026)

It's too hot to come up with a description. Do it yourselves. (Friday 26th June, 2026)

In between reminiscing about Ann Widdecombe and George Osborne's power stances, Nick tells us how his car nearly set on fire in Whitehall tonight. Plus: has Starmer ever amused Nick enough to make it onto his soundboard?