Nick is targeted by rude ads again, Jules gets an overly relied upon GP, and Aus Idol has a doozy of a contestant refuse to leave the stage.

Crazy tired today people, meetings galore. Lot of those 'could have been an email' meetings as well. About to go into another, so I'll have to keep this brief. Pray for me - Nick.

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Ahead of her 'A Current Affair' debut, Ally Langdon join the show to speak on filling in big boots, and fill in some headlines. Mummies might be headed out the pyramid door, and Nick's personal jokes have led to an awkward encounter with his bank.

Geez guys, I get serious on today's show. I KNOW. A soulful break about breaking up and looking after yourself. This man has dimensions. It's been a rollercoaster of a day today everyone, my football team lost, but it wasn't their fault. Anyway, that's enough for my dear diary today, until next time folks! - Nick.

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Another day, another podcast. Today Nick gets weird at the gym, Jules makes a public apology to the press, insider secrets, and Pete Evans is still a tool. Big 'sode for you to end the week.

Long week for me team, big Friday after the public holiday, I really deserve a break. Feeling very brittle at the moment, not sure if that's an age thing, or maybe I'm calcium deficient or something, but I am feeling the opposite of limber. Pray for me, I have a session with a PT/Running Coach this arv, I want to make a good impression but as the morning moves along, I think that might no be on the cards. Peace out homies, see ya Monday.

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Last episode for a WHOLE TWO DAYS. Back Friday, you rag tag bunch of misfits. On today's show, Kylie Jenner shows us why you should google your kid's name first, Jules highlights the heroic behavior of the Aus Open's unsung legends, and The Black Eyed Peas are putting together the most understandable lawsuit of all time.

Bing bong, it's Nick. You know what I've never understood? Is the hate Nickelback gets. Like I get that sometimes it's a bit of a meme to dislike/hate something, but why do we rag on them? Their music is fine, a couple of good songs in there for sure. If I'm missing something, please let me know, I would hate to find out they're cancelled for some reason, like they're white supremacists or something. I think they're fine, but who am I to say, I never made it as a wise man.

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R-Pats is Batman. Is he the one we deserve? The one we need? I'll let you be the judge on that, but today we discuss the diet that got him in fighting form. We meet Jules' friend from the friendship dating app, and a survey is given to a housemate enjoying himself a little too loudly.

I said I would confess something on the pod description today, but honestly guys, I'm having a bit of a day, so to speak. So I guess that's a confession in of itself. Combo of bad dreams, poor sleep and some bad memories made for a manic morning, TRUST ME. Tomorrow, back to your regularly scheduled programming (and by programming I mean writing a very niche blog that a handful of you will read, but I love you if you do).

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Happy one week anniversary podcasters. We love you more than our regular listeners (maybe) because you've gone out of your way to get here - so thanks! To kick off week two, we ask for your fears as an adult, chat rampaging seals (not the soulful singer), and Nick tries to convince us he didn't get a happy ending over the weekend.

Also, nobody mentioned my previous message in the last pod description, yet a heap of you downloaded it, so this seems like a safe space to confess to stuff. Did I steal the ruby necklace? Am I a Russian sleeper cell? I might tell you... tomorrow...

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Closing out the week with some investigative journalism, hunting down evidence that Harold the Giraffe is still out, and about, and in the prime of his life. Jules has a bust weekend ahead, with SEVERAL friend dates, and Nick is scared of a doll with the same name as his mum.

Have you read this deep into the pod description? Just curious. If you have, we're happy to have you here. Thanks for listening to our first week. If you haven't read this far, then there's no point in me writing this sentence. Have a great weekend - Nick.

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Well, well, well, look who's back... THANKYOU. Today we hear why an Aussie gym had a SWAT team called on it, and ask if you've already quit your New Year's resolution. Not to mention, Jules drops the bombshell that she has never heard of, or seen, Harold the Giraffe. Scandalous, I know. It's like, did you even go to school if you weren't forced into a van with your class to learn about the human body from a weirdly, anatomically correct model?

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Third show of the week, we're rolling now. Prince Harry drops bombshell after bombshell in his autobiography - and yes, it's a very liberal use of the word bombshell. Jules has found the most passionate AFL supporter, and things get hot under the collar as we talk about sexy names - sometimes you don't even need to see a person and you know they've got it..

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Welcome back - glad to have ya! On this morning's show, Nick Kyrgios falls on hard times, Shakira gets back at her ex-in-laws, and Jules is trying to make friends on dating apps.

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