Nick hates Christmas because it has less opportunity for religious indoctrination than Halloween. Bato feels the same, except about Russian camgirl shows and puppy mills.

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debunking the candiru urethra fish and chiropractors; elevated humor quickly devolves into pee and poo

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Matchbox Twenty vs every other alt rock band and Bob Barker vs Betty White (not an episode of Celebrity Deathmatch on MTV2)

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World War I, World War II, the Cold War: all fought over which version of Despacito is the best

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Movie No. 2 is Interstellar. We discuss it second and it's a steaming pile

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Special guests Brandon and Madrone call in with insights as to how Britney Spears is scapegoated by the United States Government and Mexican restaurants, respectively.

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Professional groomsmen available for hire

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I wouldn't kick the girl reading this out of bed for eating crackers

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Chatters call in to get their dads rated live from our New York studio at the John F. Kennedy Airport

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Bato's mom has a stalker and a debate on white rappers escalates into mayham...

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