Are you guys following along? If you are you'd know that its the basketball episode of Misfits of Science! Hays and El go undercover (sort of) to investigate either a cursed player or just a team throwing games and receiving brides. We meet Nick Cave or Nick Cave's Bass Player as he makes moves on the teenage Gloria (gross) and see Johnny B come to grips with his own mortality on a pool floaty. Either a great episode or the worst. Honestly its hard to tell with this show.

In this episode we meet Princess Isotoners the French, cat burglar who plays Johnny like a fool who will kill countless people to appease her wishes as well as buy hers hamburgers and ice cream sandwiches for breakfast. She is being chased by the shadowy Goatee who will stop at nothing to get the one thing he covets the most. Billy is in there too I guess.

Guess what? Andy's no longer dead. Moving on. The cast of Nielsen Said No are a bit torn if this was a so-so episode or an absolute crap fest. But regardless this week's episode is full of Russian spies and international gymnasts, and that's about it. Oh wait there is two unforgettable performances by Johnny's band El Oskar the Dude and I grantee you can't guess the songs but you can guess if they are good. They are not.

With a heavy heart we must once again announce the passing of our cohost and confidant Andy who we are pretty sure died on the way to record this podcast for real this time (we think). He would have wanted us to press on making podcasts covering terrible TV shows so we are. Misfits of Science episode 10 Grand Theft Bunny is garbage, as you would come to expect but does that stop us? No. Does our cohost's death slow us down? Not in the slightest. Have we lost any semblance of right and wrong? Maybe but while we ponder that please enjoy this episode.

OMG this episode has everything or is nothing? Not sure but the Misfits meet a possessed motorcycle mechanic and learn of his secret twin brother who has been kidnapped by an oil company wanting to stop him from producing a carburetor that would end fuel use or something. Its dumb.

Join along with the guys of Nielsen Said No as they inch their way through failed TV shows that only made it one season (or less). They are on episode eight entitled "Fumble On The One"of Misfits of Science where you'll meet Robot Brick the top secret, football hero who gets his arm chopped off by a chainsaw in the opening scene, travel to French Riviera, and even bare witness to a guest appearance of exploitation film superstar Sid Haig.

Well howdy partners. Buckeyed Jack and his posse wrangled another episode of this godforsaken show where the boys meet 'dem Old Boners who get super strength after eating mutant burger from outer space, Johnny does a roller-skating music video montage, and Kevin's dad from the Wonder Years tries to stop a nuclear melt down. Tarnation!

On episode 6 the boys of Nielson Said No get to meet a dolphin scientist and his dolphin buddy Donald as well as some drug smugglers who are trying to stop Donald from telling the authorities all he knows . Gloria is discovering her place in the world while Johnny B continues to only be able to express himself through violence. Hays is weirdly aloof to the happenings around him and Jane is still nowhere to be found.

OK. Not our greatest episode. Is that a good way to sell this? Probably not but this episode sucked so hard. We did get to meet the Creepy Rich Australian as well as Sewer Boy which is pretty awesome not to mention a live(ish) performance from Johnny B's band...maybe it is actually us that sucks and not the Misfits of Science? No I was right the first time. Onward.

The boys breakdown another episode of Misfits of Science this time episode 4 entitled "Lost Link". Come along as they discuss the nonsense of Hays' hairbrained plans, the pitiful way the team treats El, the murderous tendencies of Johnny, and the unique fashion choices of Gloria. Did we mention this episode has a tiger and space ships?