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Before Evil Dead Burn, Tommy and Sabrina are going back through the Necronomicon and ranking the entire Evil Dead franchise from worst to best.

We’re talking our history with the movies, plenty of Bruce Campbell, and why Evil Dead 2 is still so damn hard to beat.

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Welcome to the Season 1 Finale, Hazbin Hotelians!!!

Today's Lesson: Episode 8 — The Show Must Go On

For the Season 1 finale, Alex A-Town Ryan takes over the teacher's desk as he, Tommy James, and Sabrina Ace break down one of the biggest episodes of the series. From Lucifer finally reminding everyone why he's the King of Hell to Sir Pentious stealing the class's hearts one last time, the crew dives into the finale's biggest moments, the emotional payoffs that had no business hitting that hard, and the battle that changed everything.

Along the way, the class debates Charlie's growth, Alastor's first real setback, whether redemption finally has proof it can work, and why this finale leaves more questions than answers. Plus, A-Town finally reaches graduation day... which means he can stop avoiding spoilers and immediately enroll in Season 2.

Welcome back, Hazbin Hotelians... Mista Malave is still missing, so we've officially stopped filing the paperwork.

Today's Lesson: Episode 7 — Hello Rosie!

This week, Tommy James, Sabrina Ace, and Alex A-Town Ryan head to Cannibal Town, where the smiles are warm, the tea is fresh, and the finger foods are... well, best not to ask. The class breaks down Rosie's scene-stealing debut, Alastor's increasingly suspicious master plan, Charlie finally embracing her role as a leader, and Vaggie's unforgettable training with Carmilla Carmine. Along the way, the gang debates whether "Out for Love" is one of the strongest songs of the season, why everyone seems to have a Susan in their life, and whether Hello Rosie! should've been called something else entirely.

With Mr. A-Town counting down the minutes until he can finally start Season 2, this episode serves as the calm before the storm. The pieces are finally in place, the hotel is preparing for war, and class is almost dismissed... but the final exam is about to begin.

Welcome back, Hazbin Hotelians…It's time to grab your halos because we are heading to HEAVEN!

Today’s lesson: Episode 6: Welcome To Heaven:

Charlie and Vaggie finally make their trip to Heaven to plead the case for redemption, but what starts as a guided tour through fluffy koalas, rainbow sprinkles, and Darren Criss singing about the perfect afterlife quickly turns into a heavenly courtroom drama. Meanwhile back in Hell, Angel Dust, Husk, Cherry Bomb, and the newly crowned fan-favorite Sir Pentious hit the club scene, where Pentious proves that awkward rizz may be dead... but buying shots for everyone is apparently eternal.

Join Tommy James, Sabrina Ace, and Mr. A-Town Ryan as they discuss the long-awaited arrival of Cherry Bomb, the shocking truth about Vaggie, Adam's completely made-up rules for getting into Heaven, Emily's Disney Princess energy, and one of the most important songs in the entire series, You Didn't Know. Plus, A-Town officially apologizes to Sir Pentious after spending most of Season 1 underestimating the snake king.

Class is in session, Heaven is under review, and somebody really did buy shots for everybody!

Welcome back to I Killed My Tamagotchi!

The tape starts rolling and Alex "A-Town" Ryan drops a confession that may get his morpher permanently revoked: the Green Ranger should have been killed off after Green With Evil.

That controversial take sends Tommy James and Alex back to 1993 as they revisit the phenomenon that was Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.

In "Where Were We When?", they travel back to June 19, 1992 and revisit Batman Returns before sharing where they were when Power Rangers first exploded onto television screens and changed a generation forever. From discovering the show for the very first time to playground debates, Halloween costumes, action figures, martial arts classes, and after-school television, the guys discuss what Power Rangers meant to them growing up and why it became one of the defining franchises of their childhood.

Along the way, they talk about the original Rangers, Rita Repulsa, Zordon, Alpha 5, the unforgettable theme song, and the impact Tommy Oliver had on the series before and during the Green With Evil saga. They also debate whether Tommy's redemption happened too quickly and whether Power Rangers would have been even stronger if his story had taken a different path.

Plus, the third Heartthrob email arrives with another clue about Alex's mysterious admirer, and Alex makes his first official move in the season-long mystery.

So grab your Power Morpher, avoid the Putty Patrol, and remember: after 10,000 years, she's free...

Welcome back, Hazbin Hotelians...At this point, Mista Malave has officially vanished. No note. No phone call. No excuse. The faculty has reviewed the situation and unanimously agreed to give him a big ol' F.

Today's Lesson: Episode 5 — Dad Beat Dad:

Tommy James keeps the semester rolling alongside Sabrina Ace and Mr. A-Town Ryan, who immediately confesses that he cracked under pressure and watched Episode 6 ahead of schedule. The man's supposed to be taking this class one episode at a time and instead he's speed running the curriculum.

This week, we check into one of Hazbin Hotel's biggest episodes yet as Lucifer Morningstar finally arrives at the hotel. Most people picture the Devil as some giant terrifying ruler of Hell. Instead, we got a short king with crippling self-esteem issues, an unhealthy obsession with ducks, and enough charisma to make everyone forget he's literally Satan.

We break down Lucifer's relationship with Charlie, his pissing match with Alastor that leads to the musical showdown that is "Hell's Greatest Dad." A song that somehow feels like Disney got drunk, wandered into Hell, and started writing diss tracks.

Also discussed:

• Sabrina's completely unbiased and definitely not concerning admiration for Lucifer

• Lucifer proving that confidence and insecurity can somehow exist in the exact same sentence

• Mr. A-Town accidentally becoming a Hazbin addict

• Tommy once again finding a way to compare something to Disney

Between family drama, giant egos, musical numbers, back flipping ducks, and one of the best character introductions in the series, this episode proves that Hell isn't run by the biggest demon in the room...it's run by the loudest one.

Welcome back to I Killed My Tamagotchi!

The tape's rolling and Alex "A-Town" Ryan drops a confession that completely changes the way he experienced some of the biggest shows of the '90s.

That revelation sends Tommy and Alex down a slime-covered rabbit hole through the golden age of Nickelodeon game shows. From Double Dare and GUTS to Legends of the Hidden Temple and Figure It Out, the guys debate which shows they could have actually won, which kids had no business being contestants, and whether Double Dare may have been secretly rigged all along.

Along the way, they revisit the O.J. Bronco chase interrupting the NBA Finals, celebrate Jurassic Park's anniversary, remember Discovery Zone, argue over game show prizes, and prove that no conversation stays on track for very long.

Plus, the second Heartthrob email arrives with a new clue for Alex and Mat's mysterious admirer, bringing them one step closer to the Sock Hop Dance.

Grab your team colors, avoid the Temple Guards, and whatever you do, don't let the Purple Parrots win.

Welcome back, Hazbin Hotelians…Mista Malave skipped class again. Honestly, at this point Charlie’s gonna stop offering redemption and just charge him a late checkout fee.

Today’s lesson: Episode 4 - Masquerade:

Tommy James takes the wheel while Sabrina Ace and Mr. A-Town Ryan break down one of the realest episodes in Hazbin Hotel so far. Under all the neon lights, jokes, drinks, and hotel lobby nonsense, this episode hits way harder than expected.

We dive into Angel Dust finally letting the mask slip, Husk becoming the exhausted hotel bartender/therapist nobody asked for, and why “Poison” might be one of the most uncomfortable songs in the series once you actually listen to the lyrics instead of just vibing to it on TikTok.

From the emotional damage hidden behind the performances to the weirdly honest message behind “Loser, Baby,” we break down the trauma, character growth, symbolism, and why this episode feels less like a cartoon and more like a therapy session Hell forgot to bill insurance for.

Welcome to the very first episode of I Killed My Tamagotchi!

Things immediately go off the rails when Tommy James opens the show with a confession so shocking that Alex "A-Town" Ryan spends the rest of the episode questioning their entire 25-year friendship.

From there, the guys dive into the Disney Renaissance and rank the songs that defined a generation. From The Little Mermaid and Aladdin to Mulan, The Lion King, Hercules, and more, they debate classics, share childhood memories, and discover just how differently they view some of Disney's most beloved films.

Along the way, they take a trip back to June 1999, revisit Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me, celebrate the New York Knicks making another Finals run, and somehow keep circling back to one particular Disney movie Tommy has never seen.

Plus, the very first Heartthrob email arrives. A mysterious admirer has their sights set on Alex or Mat, kicking off a season-long game filled with hidden clues, bad decisions, and the possibility of public embarrassment at the Sock Hop Dance.

Whether you grew up rewinding VHS tapes, belting Disney songs in your bedroom, arguing over the best soundtrack of the 90s, or desperately trying to keep a digital pet alive, you've found your people.

Welcome to I Killed My Tamagotchi.

Welcome back, Hazbin Hotelians. Class is back in session as Night School Horror continues its descent through Hazbin Hotel one episode at a time. Unfortunately, Mista Malave decided to cut class again…which feels a little Respectless if you ask us.

Today’s lesson: Episode 3 — Scrambled Eggs:

Florida’s Favorite Creep Sabrina Ace continues leading Tommy James and Mr. A-Town Ryan deeper into the chaos of the Hazbin universe as the group breaks down trust, loyalty, and why Velvette is the backbone of the Vees. Tommy also refuses to let go of the idea that Rosie Perez would’ve been the perfect voice for Velvette, while Mr. A-Town continues his growing appreciation for Hell’s most disrespectful influencer.

Most importantly though…we jam out to Respectless. Easily one of the strongest songs we’ve heard so far, and the kind of track that reminds you this show somehow balances Broadway-level music with absolute degeneracy.

Check in, grab a drink from the hotel bar from Husk, and enjoy another session of Hazbin Hotel therapy…