Night School Horror disappeared into the shadows for far too long... but what caused its eerie silence? Something dark sealed its doors, keeping the truth hidden in the depths. Now, the quiet is breaking, and the story—long awaited—will unfold, one chilling piece at a time.

Welcome back to Night School Horror, where the screams echo louder than your student loan debt and the cafeteria only serves facehuggers à la carte. The summer may be over, but your nightmares have tenure—and tonight’s lesson is a one-way trip into deep space despair.

In this dripping, screeching, gloriously unholy episode, we dissect Alien: Romulus, the latest slice of sci-fi horror that reminds us why going back to space is a terrible idea. Join your unqualified faculty of freaks as we crawl through air vents of dread, debate whether this new batch of victims deserves sympathy or slapstick, and ask the truly important question: What if the Xenomorph had abandonment issues and a flair for the dramatic?

From test tubes to test screams, we’re grading everything from creature design to character decisions—and yes, we absolutely recommend Tobey Maguire voice the next alien...

Looking to support the Xenomorph’s charming little colonization crusade? Craving a touch of extraterrestrial intimacy (with just a dash of acid spit)? Enroll now and leave a 5-star review—because nothing says “thanks for the trauma” like a chestburster blowing out your ribcage mid-scream.

Welcome to the class that takes place after you ignored every horror movie rule and still thought a weekend getaway was a good idea. Tonight, as thunder crashes and the campfire hisses in the rain, your slightly unqualified—but highly enthusiastic—counselors take you on a one-way elevator ride straight into the bloody heart of The Cabin in the Woods.

Join Movie Guy Bay Bay Tommy James, Florida’s Favorite Creep Sabrina, and HEAD Counselor Mista Malave as they break down this horror/comedy love letter turned autopsy. We’re diving into Hemsworth pre-hammer era, decoding meta madness, finding hidden easter eggs from horror’s hall of fame, and listening in on Sabrina’s passionate argument over whether that giant hand ending is brilliant… or just bonkers.

Sharpen your marshmallow sticks and stow your swim trunks, campers—it’s time for a final field trip into the psychosexual wilderness known as Sleepaway Camp. In this scandal-soaked session, Counselor Tommy “The Movie Guy Bay Bay” James, Florida’s Favorite Creep Sabrina Ace, and your HEAD Camp Counselor Mista Malave unzip the tangled sleeping bag of Angela’s deepest secret. We’ll roast Judy's curling iron companion over the campfire, dissect Dr. Freud's favorite diagnosis, and ask the question no one else dares to: Why is Mel’s toupee the most emotionally stable character in this movie? Oh, and Ronny? Still bench pressing his way into our hearts with zero plot rewards.

This week’s horror curriculum carves straight through the cabin door as we crack open Chainsaws & Chin: The Gospel of Ash. Join Head Counselor Mista Malave (yes, the shirt is mandatory), Movie Guy Bay Bay Tommy James, and Florida’s Favorite Creep as they lead a no-holds-barred seminar on the grooviest demon-slasher saga of all time—the Evil Dead trilogy.

From the raw terror of The Evil Dead to the slapstick carnage of Evil Dead II, and finally, to the medieval madness of Army of Darkness, we’ll dissect Ash Williams’ heroic evolution from screaming meat puppet to boomstick-blasting badass messiah. Expect laughs. Expect limbs. Expect to hail to the king, baby.

And remember, kids… don’t read from the book—until the credits roll.

Hello Campers!

In this sacred session of reformation, we welcome three corrupted souls cast out of Night School Horror for their blasphemous final grades and unholy opinions. Their parents, desperate for deliverance (or a refund), have offered them up to our summer ministry in hopes of purifying their sinful little horror hearts.

This week, we gather 'round the altar (bonfire) to praise the mask-wearing messiah himself — our divine punisher in dirty overalls — Jason Voorhees. Together, we’ll recite the sacred scripture of Friday the 13th, whisper psalms of premarital doom, and speak in tongues every time a counselor forgets to zip up their tent.

Come prepared to repent, reflect, and possibly be resurrected with a machete in your back. The lake is quiet tonight… but the Lord of Crystal Lake is always listening.

On this The Study Hall, Florida's Favorite Creep Sabrina discusses the novel The Troop by Craig Davidson/Nick Cutter

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Spring Break’s over. The sun’s setting. And class is back in session.

This week, we dig into the myth, the menace, and the sex appeal of vampires—the kind that made you want to stay out past curfew and maybe even get bit. From Blade's trenchcoat justice to the leathered-up chaos of The Lost Boys, to the hypnotic nightmare of From Dusk Till Dawn, we dissect the bloodsucker blueprint. What makes a good vampire story? What makes a terrible one? And why does Salma Hayek still live rent-free in everyone’s frontal lobe?

We’ll unpack the powers, the pitfalls, the pale weirdos, and the cult classics that built the coffin these creatures sleep in. Some movies made us want to join the coven. Others made us want to drive the stake ourselves.

We’re Daywalkers with opinions—and we’re naming names.

Welcome to a special bonus segments from Night School Horror, entitled "The Study Hall".  The Study Hall will be a short separate piece of NSH where a single host comes on to talk about Trends in Horror or maybe a specific movie they've seen that doesn't require a full class episode.  On this The Study Hall, Florida's Favorite Creep heads into the booth to discuss the colorful yet insane Lisa Frankenstein.

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Class is aggressively in session as we open the creaky, over-budgeted doors of Blumhouse Productions — where horror gets high-fived, lowballed, rebooted, and sometimes accidentally brilliant. Join The Movie Guy Bay Bay Tommy James and Florida’s Favorite Creep Sabrina Ace as they deep dive through the haunted halls of Blumhouse history: from micro-budget miracles to big-screen messes, with a few ghost stories and gimmicks in between. Meanwhile, Mista Malave has chosen the far wiser path — staring directly at a solar eclipse rather than face another “Truth or Dare” sequel.

We’re handing out roses to the ones that slayed… and throwing shade at the ones that should've stayed buried. It’s a group therapy session for the horror fan who's been burned by a trailer one too many times. Jason Blum, get in here — we’ve got notes.