Night School

This week we dive into everything dating - from age and height delusions (short kings, we see you) to why dog parks used to be the original Tinder. We swap horror stories from dating apps, debate whether Raya is just an ego boost, and laugh about spotting celebs. We get into the Zach Bryan drama, tall guy privilege vs. short king passion, and why bald men with beards deserve more love.

We also roast Hinge profile disasters (delete the voice notes), unpack polyamory vs. monogamy, dating comics, attachment styles, rosters, being mean vs. being vulnerable, and the safe word for banter you didn’t know you needed.

New episodes every week — subscribe on YouTube @NightSchoolPod, follow us on IG/TikTok @nightschoolpod, and don’t forget to drop a 5-star review to keep the mics on and the roasts ethical.

Season 2 is here 🚨 New class, new chaos: Stella Young, Bree Webber & Joseph Garcia join the squad. From leash baby confessions to Charlie Kirk vs. Jimmy Kimmel, Middle East geopolitics, 9/11 memories, our takes on musicals, Who’s This Diva? and so much more. Buckle up.

Bree Webber and Riley Newkirk crash the studio for a chaotic, deeply honest girl talk: hot takes on Taylor Swift (and the fandom), J.Lo vs. the grasshopper (and a live in-studio bug jump scare), celebrity run-ins, “flying guys out” etiquette, blue-collar crushes, and Jesse’s “hooked up with a guy in Berlin” story. We wrap with a gloriously unhinged round of CURSED REELS.

If you’ve ever debated whether “champ,” “king,” or “junior” is the most disrespectful nickname for a man, this one’s for you. 🌶️

It’s Jesse’s birthday, and we’re celebrating with a full-on sleepover episode featuring besties Bree Webber and Riley Newkirk. Things get messy (literally) as Jesse and Riley revisit their bad kid era — complete with cyberbullying confessions, shared gay boyfriends, and the infamous stair tumble story.Bree and Riley also drop their go-to tricks for meeting guys IRL (spoiler: it’s a game of KPIs and princess energy), the girls expose their ultimate icks (butt cracks, skinny ankles, wide hips… you name it), and of course, we dive into another unhinged round of Cursed Reels. This episode should be behind a paywall. You're welcome.

Hi Schoolies! Thank you guys for your patience. We're going through a transitional period right now which is why you haven't been seeing us every week. We're not going anywhere and pod episodes are still on their way but please have patience with us as we navigate this next chapter of Night School. This week, we're joined by friend of the pod Coral Cataldo to discuss her recent scandal as the video vixen from the Jessie Murph video, our big three crushes that informed our taste in men, and horror movie hot takes. Plus Jesse’s cursed reel segment the dark side of TikToks - the ones you never forget but wish you could. Follow Coral Cataldo on Instagram @dissaprovingfatherSubmit advice questions: tinyurl.com/nightschooladviceFollow us on Instagram ⁠@nightschoolpodSubscribe on Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/3wkYfJqQy50A1ED8gGA89b?si=9989cc5f9f6941b7Follow Jesse on Instagram ⁠@jessezand⁠Follow Alana on Instagram ⁠@alanacloudrobinson⁠ & Substack: https://substack.com/@acrobinsonFollow Izzy on Instagram @astreetcarnamedesire“Hardly Strangers” out now: https://831stories.com/products/hardly-strangers-by-a-c-robinsonExecutive Produced by Kalyn W.Produced by Keida MascaroEdited by Rabecca Woodruff

Izzie & Jesse duo episode with executive producer Kalyn in the studio this week. Kalyn puts together a presentation on her gripes with Miss Jenny from the Block, we answer advice questions on friendship, our biggest regrets, and when is it okay to call people out on the internet?? Jesse introduces a new segment that horrifies everyone.

Head Astrologist and high priestess Grace McGrade returns to discuss the major transits including Uranus in Gemini starting on July 17, the signs worst to date, and the danger of following spiritual advice from ChatGPT. We close out with a celeb chart reading for Blake Lively. Download Stars Align on Apple App Store and Google Play. Follow Grace on Instagram @gracemcgrade

Jesse and Alana are crashing out (respectfully), Izzie explains the brutal love triangle tearing nashville apart between Riley green, Ella Langley, and Megan Moroney, Alana airs her grievances with a new female character trope, the girls decide their role if they were to orchestrate a heist

The Bitter Buddha himself has entered the building. We sat down with your favorite comedian’s favorite comedian — Eddie Pepitone — for a no-holds-barred, gut-busting, possibly prophetic conversation. Topics include: the crumbling state of society (bad), Trader Joe’s employee policies (worse), mental illness (relatable), and shadow work (deeply unqualified).One of our funniest episodes yet — and maybe our most unhinged.Eddie hosts Apocalypse Soon and his special For the Masses is streaming on Hulu, AppleTV, and Amazon Prime. Follow Eddie on Instagram @eddiepep Like, comment and subscribe to our channel! Share with your friends! Give us 5-stars on Spotify or Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast. We love you, Schoolies! Submit advice questions: tinyurl.com/nightschooladviceFollow us on Instagram ⁠@nightschoolpod Follow us on TikTok @nightschoolpod Subscribe on YouTube @nightschoolpodFollow Jesse on Instagram ⁠@jessezand⁠Follow Alana on Instagram ⁠@alanacloudrobinson⁠ & Substack: https://substack.com/@acrobinsonFollow Izzie on Instagram @astreetcarnamedesire“Hardly Strangers” out now: https://831stories.com/products/hardly-strangers-by-a-c-robinsonExecutive Produced by Kalyn WilliamsProduced by Keida MascaroEdited by Rabecca Woodruff

We answer advice questions on crushing on your friends FWB, lying to an ex's friend about a terminal illness, and play a game where we see how well we know each other. Like, comment and subscribe to our channel! Share with your friends! Give us 5-stars on Spotify or Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast. We love you, Schoolies! Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠@nightschoolpod⁠ Subscribe on YouTube ⁠@nightschoolpod⁠ Follow Jesse on Instagram ⁠⁠@jessezand⁠⁠ Follow Alana on Instagram ⁠⁠@alanacloudrobinson⁠⁠ & Substack: ⁠@acrobinson⁠ Follow Izzie on Instagram ⁠@astreetcarnamedesire⁠⁠ “Hardly Strangers” out now here ⁠Executive Produced by Kalyn Williams Produced by Keida Mascaro Edited by Jesse Zand