I have given up all motivation to write here. Maybe that'll come back in the next few weeks. Bye bye

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I did hello if you're reading this. You have found the secret to immortality. Venmo me @ZooForStrays $0.01 if you see this and I'll Venmo you $1. For the description just write "I have found the secret". Congrats, you're $1 richer.

Part 3. This is the way. I have spoken. Love you.

Woo episode 2! Who the hell even reads these though? I could say anything in here if I wanted too. Plus it isn't like people go straight to a description when something comes out. Like when David Dobrik posts a video everyone doesn't go "SHOW ME THAT DESCRIPTION BOB!". Or maybe someone does. In that case if thats you, yes you, reading this right now with your at the very bottom of your phone and ring, middle, and index fingers supporting it while your thumb does all the work, then hello. Ok that is all.

It's our 50th episode. But not really. It's a new series. But is it even good? Who knows! We don't cause we're biased. Enjoy

Keep it hunnid.

You're reading something I am writing as I sit on my couch at 1:54 pm on Saturday, February 15th, 2020. If you are seeing this at a later date, hows the future? I'm going to make lunch now.

I'm too tired to write a description. I don't get paid enough as is. But enjoy. Love you.

To kick off our new year, we brought in resident guitarist and long time pineapple farmer Dawson Resso to discuss with us the unsolved disappearance of Kris Kremers & Lisannae From. Thats pretty much it. Yes we know we suck at posting, but we trying.

Welcome to Throwback, a totally original idea with a totally original name. Whenever they feel like it, the Two Idiots will throw it back to the days of SoundCloud when we talked about whatever we wanted and made everyone turn off the episode after 10 minutes. Today's episode is a rollercoaster of poo-poo; The Night Swims vault, pro sports, reality tv, Shameless, STAR WARS, and much more (I think, honestly I can't remember as I write this). Enjoy 2 hours of pure annoyance, or don't. If you're reading this then Hi. Go listen, and if you already have listened, what'd you think? Too much, too little? Did you disagree with Jackson and his loud ass mouth? Message me on Instagram and lets have a conversation about Michael Bublé's glorious pipes.

Welcome to episode 45, or episode A-Quad as I like to say (I can write what I want on here, don't judge). Today's episode is about alien life evident in ancient art. Ancient art that amazes, by artist aliens astonishing anyone (whoah, curveball). Ok I'm done. It's a podcast, we suck at planning, but it is what it is. Douglas sucks and go listen Zoo for Strays https://open.spotify.com/artist/400xhPOxNJ5Hu6xIv16bxv?si=faV2GXeYQ7qm499_c4eT2w