It's HALLOWEEN 2018 in quarantine! Are you Laurie Strode, working through your 2020 trauma? Or are you more Michael Myers, going mental behind a mask? We're chugging wine like Jamie Lee as we head back to Haddonfield!   

We got your Halloween candy right here. G and I might have had one too many hailing the sexual powers of Rose McGowan and comparing teenage vengeance to Real Housewives reunions. 

Are we all collectively grieving during the pandemic? Let’s pour one out for the parents stuck with their kids all day, the gay bars we love that are closed but not forgotten, and the fabulous Babadook himself.

Should we nurse this DNC hangover or just keep drinking? Stephen King terrifies us from the 80s with predictions of MAGA rallies and the rise of Trump.

This entire year seems like a fog. Join us in The Witching Hour as we do our best Stevie Wayne impressions, talk hateful statues and the genius of Debra Hill. 

Everybody's hungry, pool boys are gangbangin' in a Trans Am, are we supposed to go into or stay away from the light?

We're all screaming at the walls in quarantine like the Freeling family. Also: Spielberg conspiracy theories, capitalism is a demonic force, Craig T Nelson is useless.