Kelly and Ali are fed up with pathetic losers abusing their power. In this episode, the twins talk about the state of our country- while also adding in some silly segments to lighten the mood. That being said, there's no holding back at this point: our leadership is out of control.

On this episode of Nightcoop, Kelly and Ali discuss the topic of FRIENDSHIP! As two individuals who lack patience for poor behavior, the twins find themselves saying exactly what keeps them away from others and right next to each other at their kitchen table. They’re annoyed by many, loving of few. Only the strongest survive in the close circle they curate. Do you have what it takes?

Are you concerned that you surround yourself with losers? Or does the thought of "being a loser" keep you up at night? Are you worried that your personality is harmful to others? This is the episode for YOU! Kelly and Ali talk about what makes a loser, a loser, and how you can avoid these people in your life. You deserve to be a winner.

YAY! NIGHTCOOP hits 100 episodes! Kelly and Ali have decided to give their unsolicited dating advice. From not double-texting to knowing when a guy is in love with you- the twins discuss some of the most difficult parts to modern dating...

Kelly and Ali return with their darkest theme yet! On NIGHTCOOP this week, the twins talk Titanic, The Challenger Explosion, breaking a nail and all things catastrophic. As always, the most upsetting subjects are tackled with the best sense of humor. 

This week the twins discuss the infamous "list" that our government either does or does not have, the importance of science, and what superheroes deserve their love. This is a fun episode that is more uplifting than the last one, but we still wouldn't call the Ryan twins a "beacon of light" at the moment.

The twins are back and we have decided that we are 100% in hell. This is Kelly writing these descriptions so idk why I'm even trying to make it sound like it's in 3rd person. Look folks- we are just trying to survive in this dystopian society. If you're happy with the state of this world right now, I cannot express this enough: this episode is not for you. If you want to follow us, do so at @iamaliryan and @thisiskellyryan on instagram or follow Ali on TikTok. I'm not really on TikTok even though I'm supposed to be spreading my content to the entire planet. We can't afford for someone else to write these descriptions, we don't even have a dishwasher.

NIGHTCOOP is back! As the weather heats up, the twins revisit summer memories and do their best to stay on topic. Per usual, the silly podcast has some dark themes... 

Kelly and Ali are opinionated about a lot of things, but there are certain food rules that are considered LAW. From simplicity over gluttony, to the ratio of creme to cookie in an oreo, you can expect a passionate episode with range.

Kelly and Ali take audience suggestions to see what Nightcoop listeners are most angry about lately! From rent increases to robots taking over, many of you are annoyed day to day. They join you in the frustration!