Nihilist Podcast Network

This Week In Nihilism: your source for none of the news that matters.

This week, our team covers the fact that Puerto Rico and the U.S. Virgin Islands are a part of the landmass arbitrarily known as the United States, as well as the U.S. price increase for admission to national parks, and as always, nihilism in popular culture, the weather, and the Nietzsche quote of the week.

It's a Nihilist Family Summer Vacation special!

Floating in the endless void of blackness, there sits a tiny point of light. And in that warmth, the tiny little life on a tiny speck of sand flourishes. Vegetation opens its leaves, insects emerge from their dormancy, and the humans, in turn, also emerge from their own insulated cocoons.

During this annual emergence, some humans will embark on a trip away from their regular homes, to a different, temporary home in a new location. This respite from reality is often a time for both fun activities, and rest-and-relaxation.

And so we find our Nihilist family participating in that tradition. Join them as they head to their vacation spot at THE BEACH.

Discover the true meaning of summer vacation along with Martha and Jimothy Sr., and their children Reese, Jimmy Jr., and the baby -- not to mention Sallie the dog -- in this radio drama.

A Nihilist Family Summer Vacation is presented for your enjoyment by Cookie Pie Cakes.

In a world...where one family...dares to go on vacation...

Join the Nihilist Family on Thursday, September 21st, 2017, or any day after that, for a summer vacation radio drama.

This Week In Nihilism: your source for none of the news that matters.

This week, our team covers the anti-humanitarian efforts of neo-Nazis in the landmass arbitrarily known as the United States, as well as the U.S. president's non-condemnation of Naziism, and as always, nihilism in popular culture, the weather, and the Nietzsche quote of the week.

This week on Let's Wine About It, host Claudio Bellington discusses what makes temperanillos so red.

This episode was sponsored by Grandel Hammerstein representing Greg's Great Grapes, sponsored by Peter Pettering's Paper Products, sponsored by The Advyss endorsing Murphy's Mattresses, sponsored by Rocks.

Tune in next week for a review of Sauvingnon Blancs and information on how they keep a sheep's wool glossy, lush, and clean.

This Week In Nihilism: your source for all of the news from SiphCon 2017.

In this special edition of This Week In Nihilism, our team covers the highs and lows of the Sisyphist Convention 2017, including the Sisimulator, the unprecedented tension between purist and innovator factions of Sisyphus fan fiction writers, and a surprise appearance by a attendee who requires no introduction.

"What's the Meaning of This?" is a show about the nonsense meaning behind everything that exists. This week's expert is here to talk about language, and also candy.

The Greek chorus of Sisyphus fan fiction writers chimes in with an episode written and read by Eric R. Hill.

In this episode of The Sisyphist, Sisyphus vows to never drink again after a night of debauchery and regret.

(Warning: possible sexual assault described)

This week in its 50th episode, Nihilist ASMR host Serenity Brixwater brings an extra-special series of 10 sounds designed to meaninglessly stimulate your brain cells.

Sounds included in this episode:

Candy wrappers

Rice pouring

Carrot chopping

Door shutting

*Weekly Purr*: Weirdo McFeardo

Childless Playground

Thunderstorm (with rain)

Jet engine

Black Hole

Nothing

The Advyss is a call-in program with radio personality and advice guru Darlene Dobbs.

When you stare into the Advyss, the Advyss stares back into you.

Today your Advysor answers questions about what to do when the beer runs out, whether to believe Alex Jones or NASA, and what's crazier than a bag of cats.