JUNE IN MARICOPA WANTS ME TO RAZZ HER HUSBAND EVAN. EVAN IS A FARMER… AND ALSO AN ADMIN ON A FARMER FACEBOOK GROUP. I’M CALLING HIM PRETENDING TO BE A GUY JUST STARTING OUT AS A FARMER AND I NEED SOME ADVICE ON HOW TO GET IT GOING. OH, BUT MY FARM IS IN FARMVILLE… ON FACEBOOK!

PRESTON IN ANTHEM WANTS ME TO RAZZ HIS WIFE AIMEE. AIMEE IS FLYING WITH THEIR DOG FOR THE FIRST TIME SO I’M CALLING HER PRETENDING TO BE AN AIRPLANE EMPLOYEE INFORMING HER THAT HER FLIGHT IS OVERBOOKED AND WE'RE GOING TO UPGRADE HER... TO FUR CLASS!

MELANIE IN GLENDALE WANTS ME TO RAZZ HER HUSBAND DAMON WHO WORKS AT A T-SHIRT PRINTING SHOP. I’M CALLING HIM AT WORK AS A DAD LOOKING TO GET A SHIRT MADE FOR MY DAUGHTER'S BIRTHDAY PARTY. IT’S A BIG ASK BECAUSE IT INVOLVES A LOT WORDS… AND NOT JUST THAT… IT’S ALSO WHAT I WANT THE SHIRT TO SAY... 

JORDAN IN PHOENIX WANTS ME TO RAZZ HIS BUDDY CALEB WHO WORKS IN THE CLUBHOUSE AT A LOCAL APARTMENT COMPLEX. THIS SUMMER HAS BEEN SO HOT AND I WANT TO TAKE A DIP IN A POOL… BUT I DON’T HAVE A POOL SO I’M CALLING CALEB TO SEE IF I CAN SCAM MY WAY INTO THE POOL WHERE HE WORKS...