We discover similarities between L Ron Hubbard and Lionel Huts; that doing scientology feels like Elmer Fudd going hunting; and that we were all clams in out past lives! Write to us at: [email protected]

We read the ultimate secret of the Scientology religion: The OT3 Xenu story. WARNING: You will get pneumonia! Write to us at: [email protected]

We enjoy a round of “Goon of Fortune”, play “Kick the Goon” and sleep on a "Goon Bag"! Write to us at: [email protected]

We use feralscan.org.au to go questing for feral animals, discover that Melbourne is overrun with feral pigs, and listen to the smooth neo-fashist stylings of Julio Iglesias. Write to us at: [email protected]

We peruse the NSA’s recently declassified guide to the internet and wade deep into scholarly cheesiness! Write to us at: [email protected]

We discover the epic tales of various historical donkeys and their prominentant place in religion. Write to us at: [email protected]

We study the intricacies of metal subgenera, enjoy the finest “Funeral Doom” album of all time, and attempt to discern the difference between Megadeth and the Spice Girls! Write to us at: [email protected]

We celebrate the distinguished career of Rube Waddell, and hear tales of the Swiss Cheese Pervert. Write to us at: [email protected]

We contemplate the DC cinamatic universe, learn the origins of the “Best Friends Animal Society”, and discover just how easy it is to eat bread in the modern world! Write to us at: [email protected]

We play a round of three handed bridge with a grizzled crew of diseased sea-hobos & find the perfect alternative to putting old folks in homes! Write to us at: [email protected]