Okay I'll say it, we may have gone too far this time... Just kidding! We didn't roast this lonely sack hard enough! Come at me!

Is that a bird? Is that a plane? Or is it just their falling sibling? Grab some swords as we destroy this young working father. It's a prank, bro! It's a prank!

Today is the birthday that the Masterhand has made, let us rejoice and be mad in it! This is the day, This is the birthday, that the Masterhand. Has. Made.

This boy, our boy, is on fire, but the real question is why do we still have to register for the draft?

Pro Climber Alex Honnold couldn't fit into these shoes and/or parkas. We get down to brass tax and talk seriously about the 8-bit status of our climate. Plus The Big House Nine.

Oh boy it happened. We sold out! Thanks again to our sponsors for their support, and remember - just do it.

Fall is here! Death to Pigs! Get ready to hear about pretty much everything except our blonde hero boy. Marnie Piper for President.

Enjoy this audio petition to get Danny DeVito to play the protagonist in Persona 6.

Sorry for the blatant rage pulsating through the episode, as well as the white hot SEX! You better sit down for this one.

You already know what it is! Get some!