Hey Nintendo... could you not next time? We simply cannot keep doing this. We don't get it! 

-xoxo

Grab your magnifying glass and fly swatter to save us from an undiplomatic imperialist who can't follow the most prime of directives.

Strap in for the Good Luck Chuck Puck! Hope you got your prescription filled!

Do you ever wake up from a young deceased girl's fever dream to find yourself in your laboratory cell looking in the mirror wondering what it all means and why you are even alive? You do? Oh... That's wack.

Without this furry version of Slash we wouldn't have gotten Conker's Bad Fur Day. So come on down, grab your banana, and learn why DKJ was never an option.

And we're back with a blood soaked romp into the pros and cons of ethereal tattoos. Turns out getting them removed is a real pain in the neck. Oh yeah!

Do you want to change your life? Just do it. Or don't. Or maybe you shouldn't. But you probably should? Make your dreams come true. Also PPMD.

This barkeep cruises through town serving up tasty punches in this episode brought to you by the NRA I guess.

Torture finds a new king. Behold the master in his realm.

Sup Racerz! Come learn about fungal reproduction in a very special April episode.