Nitpicking Nitwits

Nitpicking Nitwits

By Mike SteinComedyTV & FilmHistory
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Nitpicking Nitwits episodes

  • Porn, Glory Holes, and Racial Slurs

    Jeffers, Stein, and Dalvey nitpick the tough topics plaguing our society.

    (0:12) Dalvey needs an excuse to get out of his volleyball commitment.

    (4:45) Dalvey's coming down with mono.

    (6:10) Are glory holes strategically placed?

    (9:10) "Am I a racist?"

    (15:45) Britain (or some other European country) is showing "Educational Porn" in school.

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    20 min
  • Spit or Swallow: The Vegan Dilemma

    Jeffers, Stein, and Dalvey nitpick the tough topics plaguing our society.

    (0:23) Jeffers brings a nice update on the kid in our school who touched himself in class.

    (3:10) Spit or Swallow: The Vegan Dilemma

    (6:45) How long until someone marries an orangutan?

    (10:15) How much would it take?

    (12:45) Are phones a more important invention than the pocket watch?

    (16:30) What's the biggest animal Jon Hamm and/or Paul Rudd could take down?

    Want to know if you're an A-hole? Want to know how much it would take? Want to nitpick the nitwits? Visit www.nitpickingnitwits.com or email [email protected].

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    19 min
  • The Thousand Dollar Fart

    Jeffers, Stein, and Dalvey nitpick the tough topics plaguing our society.

    (0:30) Jillian spells her nickname Jil instead of Jill

    (4:40) How much would it take to sell your GF's bath water?

    (9:26) Dalvey with a pro-tip

    (9:45) Single Ply vs. The Environment

    (12:55) How much would it take to fart in an office meeting?

    Want to know if you're an A-hole? Want to know how much it would take? Want to nitpick the nitwits? Visit www.nitpickingnitwits.com or email [email protected].

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    20 min
  • Chuggin Bath Water

    Jeffers, Stein, and Dalvey nitpick the tough topics plaguing our society.

    (0:30) Flushing food at a buffet

    (3:30) Don't give people HIV

    (8:40) Am I an A-hole: Kid coppin ATM codes

    (11:45) Hypocrisy at its finest

    (13:20) We solve the censorship debate

    (16:30) Stein's haircut experiment

    (18:12) Drinking celebrity bath water

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    22 min
  • Pooping Faux Pas

    Jeffers, Stein, and Dalvey nitpick the tough topics plaguing our society.

    (0:30) Vegetarians that want to eat meat

    (5:00) Pooping while climbing

    (6:40) Do people adopt white kids?

    (7:45) Am I an A-hole: Biker hits an Uber driver's car

    (12:05) Jeffers explores his Canadian heritage

    (13:50) Laundry Mats that sell alcohol

    (15:35) Stein drops a bomb

    (18:50) Dalvey launches his 2020 Presidential campaign

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    20 min
  • Creepy Kids (AKA The Reverse Pedo)

    Jeffers, Stein, and Dalvey nitpick the tough topics plaguing our society.

    (0:44) Plus one, but not really (Stein doesn't understand Weddings)

    (4:55) Jeffers changes a life

    (6:25) Creepy Kids

    (9:00) We try to talk about a serious topic, but...back to creepy kids

    (13:25) Janitor pooping protocol

    (16:15) We can't get off this topic: Creepy Kids

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    Want to know if you're an A-hole? Want to interact with the nitwits? Have a question, comment, or nitpick? Visit www.nitpickingnitwits.com or email [email protected].

    Thanks for listening!

    19 min
  • Butt Mints

    Jeffers, Stein, and Dalvey nitpick the tough topics plaguing our society.

    (0:30) Our first: Am I A Racist?

    (3:15) Homeless people sitting next to ATMs

    (6:25) Would you rather go on Naked and Afraid for 10 days or be h omeless in New York for 10 days?

    (8:30) Pick-pocketing vs Invasive Ticks vs. Dysentery Water

    (11:35) A new listener contest

    (13:45) Am I an A-hole: Spraying Febreeze under other people's stalls

    (15:00) Butt Mints

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    Want to know if you're an A-hole? Want to interact with the nitwits? Have a question, comment, or nitpick? Visit www.nitpickingnitwits.com or email [email protected].

    Thanks for listening!

    19 min
  • Airing Out the Airplane Bathroom

    Jeffers, Stein, and Dalvey take on the tough topics plaguing our society.

    (0:30) Airing out the Airplane Bathroom

    (3:00) The GOAT credit card scam

    (6:25) We advance the podcast to new grounds

    (7:20) Creating a public scene

    (9:20) Haircut small talk

    (11:15) Airplane small talk

    (13:45) Am I An A-hole: Restaurant Edition

    (17:10) You can't win an argument against a homeless man

    (19:34) Am I an A-hole: Haircut Edition

    (20:08) Cracking open a....

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    Want to know if you're an A-hole? Tweet @NitpickingNitwits, visit www.nitpickingnitwits.com, or email [email protected] with any of your "Am I an A-hole?" questions and the boys will debate. Also feel free to send any questions/comments/suggestions.

    Visit www.nitpickingnitwits.com to interact with the podcast!

    21 min
  • The Belly Button Bandit

    Jeffers, Stein, and Dalvey take on the tough topics plaguing our society.

    (0:30) The Belly Button Bandit

    (2:15) Dalvey makes a deal with the listeners

    (4:30) Fried chicken, China, and heroin

    (6:30) Jeffers breaks escape rooms

    (8:25) Am I an A-hole: Fire alarms and restaurants

    (14:45) Jeffers' ultimate scam

    (15:45) Are you into belly button stuff?

    (16:30) Am I an A-hole round 2

    (18:20) Is the Belly Button Bandit a genius?

    Please rate and review the podcast!

    Want to know if you're an A-hole? Tweet @NitpickingNitwits, visit www.nitpickingnitwits.com, or email [email protected] with any of your "Am I an A-hole?" questions and the boys will debate. Also feel free to send any questions/comments/suggestions.

    Visit www.nitpickingnitwits.com to interact with the podcast!

    20 min
  • Jerkin While Werkin

    Jeffers, Stein, and Dalvey take on the tough topics plaguing our society.

    (0:30) Girl Scouts vs. The Homeless

    (5:00) Jerkin While Werkin

    (9:20) Am I an A-hole: Airplane seat switching

    (12:45) Jeffers calls out an "alleged" homeless man

    (13:55) Jeffers vs. his neighbor

    (17:25) Would you trade legroom for an oxygen mask?

    (19:50) Drainage issues...

    Please rate and review the podcast!

    Want to know if you're an A-hole? Tweet @NitpickingNitwits, visit www.nitpickingnitwits.com, or email [email protected] with any of your "Am I an A-hole?" questions and the boys will debate. Also feel free to send any questions/comments/suggestions.

    Visit www.nitpickingnitwits.com to interact with the podcast!

    22 min

About Nitpicking Nitwits

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From jerkin it at work, to takin your shirt off on a plane, to "Am I an Asshole?" We have the answer for all of society's pressing questions. Oh and sometimes we talk about TV.