Welcome to morning hot talk with the bow boys. Patrick welcomes you to Gum Club and talks about how all the gum comes from like two companies, collectively known as Big Gum. Gum Club is sponsored by Brandie’s Bows and Cheryl’s Barrels. These shows were recorded before the election, so the amount of foreplay in the air between two old men is salty and thick. Patrick fights with chat members with a bow in his hair, rails on people who think they know what’s going on, and expresses displeasure with Trump and his SCOTUS hypocrisy. No one hates gays so knock it off. We explore Jack in the Box’s full menu and it’s salty and thick as well. No one is doing well, everything is fucked, and everyone is a wrong liar.