Listen to the No Chingues crew talk about all of the day's chingaderas. 

·     Better Hooper? Will Smith vs Steve Erkel

·     The YouTube Algorithm Is Not Your Friend

·     Erika’s Child Is No Chris Rock

·     Laying Down?...Horizontally?

·     Jorge Dipping Selling Feet Pics… As Juan GaPIES?

·     My Dog’s a Bitch

·     Showing Dominance By Shitting in the Living Room

·     White People Columbusing Again: “Can We Interest You in Some Legumes?”

·     Rayito De Sol: ICE Agents Abduct a Preschool Teacher In Chicago

·     Inhumane Immigration Detention Conditions and Nefarious Tactics

·     Bovino and His Forest Gump Haircut

·     Chicagoans Organizing to Protect Themselves From ICE

·     Teargassing Babies

·     ICE Terrorizes Neighborhoods and Then Makes Failed Attempts To Eat at the Neighborhood Restaurants

·     ICE: Unbathed, Untrained, Unfucked and Unfed

·     Whistle Willy 

·     Surveillance State

·     Take Care Of Yourself

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·     Drums of Baby Oil

·     George Santos, Ghislaine Maxwell? Is Shitler Planning His Own Supervillain Team?

·     Chronic Shitter

·     Mitch McConnel’s Stops, Drops, and Turtles

·     Stephen Miller, Sleepy Dildo, and ICE: Proof of White Supremacy?

·     ICE Targeting School Drop Offs

·     Some Good Whites

·     JD Jizz Dancer Vance

·     Cousins Don’t Count… For ICE

·     Vic Mensa

·     Follow the Money: Private Equity and Grifting

·     Bitch Shit

·     Lupillo Rivera’s ICE Doppelgänger

·     Si Chingues

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Listen to the No Chingues crew talk about all of the day's chingaderas: 

·     Which of the Countless Current Human Rights Atrocities Are We Even Talking About?

·     None of This is Normal

·     Ms. Rachel Attacked for Speaking Up On Behalf Of Palestinian Children

·     Pleasant Lattes with Zombies? Fuck. That. Shit.

·     The Homemade Family Jam

·     Doreen’s Taco Dip: Potluck Etiquette, Rules, and Violations

·     Captain Ecoli and Foot Germ Civilizations

·     Roddy Google Search: “MAGA White People Feet Bacteria Cities” 

·     Replace Current Graduation Song With Jurassic Park Theme, You Coward

·     Ferret Face Jorge’s Ferret Addiction

·     Gary Ferret vs. Bella Ferret

·     More Mexican Bread Debates (Pt.62) (Sorry)

·     Erika: a Mexican Bakers’ Nightmare and a Bad Mexican 

·     The Pod’s Mexican Bread Truthers

·     The Black and Mexican Coalition is Fracturing… Over Baked Goods

·     Why Would You Listen To This Nonsense? 

·     “A Good American Sprinkle”

·     Good Dad vs. Bad Dad

·     Martin, Doorknob Licker

·     Bill Belichick (73) and His Girlfriend (24): Romance is Alive and Well

·     KKKaroline Leavitt and Husband (WHO LOOKS LIKE HER DAD’S BROTHER) Have a 32-Year Age Gap

·     The Illusion of Power: Fear and Aggression Masking 

·     Mexican Mustache Deficiency 

·     Male Accountability

·     Martin’s Terrible Idea: Doing a Mickey Mouse Voice In a Dark Parking Garage

·     Logan Paul Doesn’t “Want to Sound Like a Woke Idiot” By Acknowledging Women In Our Society Have It Rough

·     Old People On Bikes

·     Erika Hates Old People

·     Plantation Fire: Where Will White People Get Married Now?

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Listen to the No Chingues crew talk about all of the day's chingaderas: 

·     JUST THE TIP: Bezos Dick Rocket Goes to Space

·     Just Call Us Feminist Astronaut Icons Changing the World: Gayle King, Katy Perry, and Lauren Sanchez

·     Are Erika Sanchez and Lauren Sanchez Cousins?

·     Yachty Inspirations: You Too Can Yacht

·     Bezos: Champagne Party Pooper

·     Erika Sends Strays At the Swifties?

·     “Have You Ever Been Rich?”

·     Kanye’s Fame Addiction: Swastikas, Klan Outfits, and Abuse Announcements

·     What Do You Do With Shitty Artists We Used to Like? Michael Jackson, Kanye, and Bill Cosby

·     Just Dabbling in Monstrosities?

·     JD Vance’s Haircut

·     A Pope, A Couch, and A Vice President Walk Into A Pair…

·     Erika and Martin Lose Many Prongs

·     Mexicans: Bolillo Bread Cures Fear

·     Salchicha V Weenie-huh

·     Struggle Meal Olympics: Weenie Flauta V Weenie Con Huevo

·     Rapper Juvenile is From Durango-Huh

·     “Encased Meats Are Native”

·     “Her Salchichas Were All Out”

·     We Don’t Study Abroad…

·     Just Some Funny Euthanasia Banter

·     ICE and The Growing War on Brown Immigrants

·     Kilmer Abrego Garcia

·     Due Process? What’s That?

·     Standing On Balls

·     Lazy, Fake Accusations of Anti-Semitism Used to Shield and Protect Apartheid

·     Whiteness: Dehumanizing Latinos AND Folding Them Into Whiteness?

·     “Prong Pruh-Prong Prong-Prong”

·     Spanish in English

·     “I Knew a Girl With Mono”

·     The Pod Explores Masculinity

·     Roddy’s Just Out Here Cooking

·     Flying Ding-a-lings

·     Challenging Toxic Men To Fisticuffs

·     Salchicha and Totoloynga

·     We Found a Book Ban We Can Get Behind

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Listen to the No Chingues crew talk about all of the day's chingaderas: 

·     Guey, Where’s My 401K?

·     Remember QAnon Pizza Shop Pedophiles

·     TARIFFying

·     Penguins Get Tariffed

·     Courage: We’re the Only FUCK THEM PENGUINS Podcast

·     Jorge Isn’t Into That

·     Dick-Shaped Space Ships

·     Elon Musk, Undefeated Apartheid Clyde POS

·     Pick Your Favorite Sad, Terrible Rich Fuck

·     Hip Hop’s Love Of Billionaires

·     Stop Swinging on Them Wealthy Balls

·     Kaepernicus 

·     When is Enough Enough For Pitiful Billionaire Men?

·     The Musks Are A Family of Depraved Weirdos

·     We Get Topsy Turvy

·     We’re a Religious Podcast Now: Shout out to Pilates Jesus and His Biblical Take on Bathrooms

·     Hybrid Ass Balls

·     Dave Portnoy’s Dealbreaker is Him Losing Money, Not Nazi Adjacent Shit

·     Bad Game Show: Can You Out-Spectacle Nazis?

·     Corey Booker

·     Jasmine Crocket Creates Spectacle 

·     Grocery Store Tacos and Sandwiches

·     We Hit the Mailbag

·     Stand on Them Nuts

·     Shoutout to Fuck Bois

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Listen to Erika L. Sanchez and the No Chingues crew talk about all of the day's chingaderas: 

·     No Chingues Keeps it Current: Will Smith, Getting Jiggy With It, and The Smack

·     The Recalibration of the Ego

·     Elon and the Crumbling Myth of the Genius Billionaire

·     Decorum is King: Democrats and Compromises with Nazis

·     He Smells Like Poo-Poo* (*Allegedly)

·     Put the Nazis on Their Heels

·     The Billionaires Want Tax Cuts So Your Grandma Has to Eat Cat Food

·     The Oligarchs: “Let it Fail. Privatize it ALL!” (“So We Can Swoop in and Profit!”)

·     The Crew’s Content Constipation

·     Meat Sack

·     Just Some Print Estimating NBD

·     Cubans Getting Humbled

·     Dictator 101

·     Oh, Now Some of These Bitches Care

·     “Cooking a Salad With Meghan Markle”

·     Jorge Hates Balsamic Vinegar (Send Hate Mail)

·     Mexican Work Lunches Are No Fucking Joke

·     Incel Fanboys

·     Cybertruck: Held Together With Spit and Elmer’s Glue

·     Sallow, Gaunt, and Deep Faced

·     Will Moo and Oink Sponsor Us?

·     Roddy Disrespects Mexican Food… Again

·     Churros vs. Conchas: The Debate That Broke the Pod

·     How Do You Handle Rudeness?

·     Hammurabi’s Code…Kinda

·     “Are We Doing This?”

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Listen to Erika L. Sanchez and the No Chingues crew talk about all of the day's chingaderas: 

·     Blake Lively, Justin Baldoni, and The Appeal of Messy Ass Chisme

·     Is Doing An Impression of the WB Frog Racist?

·     Roddy Learns That With Great Black Power Comes Great Black Responsibility

·     Erika Successfully Escapes Several Racism Traps

·     The No Chingues Crew Meanders and Flirts With Going MAGA

·     The Crew Philosophizes: Little Bitch Syndrome Leads to Ugly or Ugly Activates Little Bitch Syndrome DNA?

·     Sad MAGA Incel Nesting Dolls

·     Debate: Does a Gross Red Hat Get Anyone Laid Ever? 

·      JD “Jizz Dancer” Vance

·     The No Chingues Cult/MLM/Self-Improvement Club

·     Super Alpha Masculine MAGA Men Love Swinging on Dirty Orange Scrotums and Being Humiliated

·     Hey, Incel, You Could Just Be A Better Person

·     “I’m a Philosopher!”

·     New Campaign: Faces of Racism

·     Are All Ugly People Racist? No Chingues Science Says… Yes

·     No Couch is Safe Around JD “Jizz Dancer” Vance

·     Illegitimate Ottoman Babies

·     Sorry, Tyler, Jorge IS the Mexican Taking White Jobs

·     Fart Conventions

·     Are You Ready For Some Polio?

·     RFK, the Brain Worm, Starring in… “Ratatouille 2: Let’s Ban Fishing”

·     RFK, Friend of the Pod, Joins Us

·     Everything is Topsy Turvy AND Willy Nilly Right Now

·     Democratic Law Makers Bring Another Decorum PowerPoint to a Fist Fight

·     Our Dystopia and The New Rules of Engagement

·     Terrible Small Talk

·     Cream Soda

·     Cut-Throat Debate #2: Ice Cream Floats Are Gross?

·     This Podcast Depends on “Listeners Like You”

·     Restaurant Tip Terrorism and Baby Oil

·     Two Left Feet

·     Erika’s Writing Process

·     Abortion Doctor Lawsuit and Our Continued March Into A Handmaid’s Tale

·     The No Chingues Podcast: The Most Law Abiding Podcast Out There

·     Legal =/= Moral

·     More Spectacle, Bruh

·     DEEZ NUTS Ruin Another Serious Moment

·     Erika and Portillos Founder Make Chicago List

·     No Bad Ideas In a Brainstorm, Except For Our Ideas In a Brainstorm

·     Phonte and Little Brother

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Listen to the No Chingues crew talk about all of the day's chingaderas: 

·     The Blackest Super Bowl Halftime Show

·     Channel Your Inner Kendrick At Your Work Nemesis

·     Jorge Is Just Another DEI Casualty

·     Who Could Have Seen This Coming? Turd Administration Hurts Even Trump-Loving Farmers 

·     Chaffing In Our Overalls

·     Vatos Locos Forever

·     People Who Like What You Like Are Dying

·     Erika Laughs At Her Own Jokes and Scares Others

·     Yikes…Emilia Perez, Award Season Sweetheart

·     Apartheid Clyde, JD Vance, Turd, and Other Little Bitches

·     Travis Kelce Bends the Knee to the Alpha Turd

·     Are We Black and Brown Supremacists?

·     “I’m Going to Put My Rage Up Your Ass”

·     Marginalized Person in the Room? DEI? All White? Meritocracy?

·     Religion For Black and Brown People

·     Jasmine Crocket Brings Receipts (and Diplomas)

·     It Ends Wth Us Chisme

·     Martin’s Shameful Rabbit Hole

·     White on White Violence

·     Team Justin

·     “Stay Out of My Rabbit Hole”

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Listen to Erika L. Sanchez and the No Chingues crew talk about all of the day's chingaderas: 

·     Living in Dystopian Motherfucking Times

·     Muppet Baby Disassociation for Everyone

·     100 Years of Solitude: Dope AF

·      Bordertown Animated Series

·     Limpias Are Just Witch Showers

·     Voted Best Font by the Pod: Pizza Hut’s Old School Font

·     Let’s Bring Back Bullying? Toddlers? Elon Musk? Boobs? 

·     The Resistance Must Center on Pointing Out How Billionaires Are All Insecure Little Bitches

·     The Masculinity Mt. Rushmore lol: Musk, Zuckerberg, Trump, Bezos

·     Turd and Company’s Billion Dollar Crypto Scam 

·     Firehose of Chaos, the Ultimate Fascist Misdirection

·     Is Martin Scared of Masculine Energy?

·     How to Battle Feeling Dejected, Disoriented

·     Freedom Ain’t Free

·     How Bad Has US Society’s Resistance Muscle Atrophied?

·     Small Contributions to Collective Action

·     Ancestors, Literary and Otherwise, Show Us How To Survive Difficult Shit

·     Elon Musk’s Kid Hates Him

·     Chimp Crazy

·     The Crevasse of America

·     White Run Club With Black Air Force 1s?

·     Black and Latino Voltron: Building a Black and Brown Pod Network?

·     Federal Agents Tried To Go After An 11 Year Old At A Chicago School

·     The Targeting of Marginalized Communities

·     Preparing for the Worst

·     Flat Earth Dave

·     Dummies, Pride, and Cognitive Dissonance

·     Making Examples of Dumbasses

·     Dr. Dog

·     Fuck Your Roman Salutes 

·     Dogs and Enthusiastic Leg Hugs

·     Do You Suffer From Loose Vibes?

·     Birria

·     Send in Your Si Chingues

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