No Comparison

A prehistoric beast does battle with an aquatic booze delivery system in three new events: Desert Island, Hey, That's My Friend, and Hook Up the Trailer. Our guest judge Lennox wades through the competition to decide on a champion.

Plus, new show tech arrives! We roll out a time machine and the merciless Random Topic Generator. Elon Musk, eat your heart out. In other news, Jon has a life-changing revelation, Sarah casts a Hollywood blockbuster, and we inexplicably share more outtakes.

In our debut, air travel faces a gooey rival, grilled cheese. Guest judge Mary bears witness to the battle and picks a winner! This episode's trio of ridiculous events: Life Without It, That's Poetic, and On the Stand.

Stay for outtakes from the show and listen in as Sarah and Jon witness the consequences of misused toasters.

Jon and Sarah welcome you to the show and describe how we'll face off each episode, waging epic battles between completely unrelated things in front of a guest judge. Conflicts! Laughs! Barely repressed rage! It's all in store on No Comparison. Join us to learn about the show!