No Crisis Yet!

Link does Skyrim. Jon contemplates buying a Switch. Ben can’t leave Hyrule.

Resident Evil 7 isn’t a flaming train wreck and Jon has fallen back into old loot-driven habits.

We’ve made it this far into 2017, so the rest of the year should be easy. Astroneer, Watch Dogs 2, and Blizzard games are all discussed from within the NCY nuclear bunker.

2016 might have been a steaming pile of cacodemon doodoo for geopolitical stability, but it was pretty great for games.

Jon and Ben discuss whether Westworld measures up to its lofty promises. Prepare your 3D printed bodies.

Jon records through an apocalyptic headcold and Ben is still shaking off the effects of prolonged net damage from VR. Cars are fixed, Waynes are gunned down, and there’s a lot of off-microphone sneezing.

The boys return from internet outages and Caribbean pirate adventures to dish about Westworld, Americans, cheap rum, and Bioshock Infinite’s shitty plot.

Ben and Jon sit down, tune in, and rehash a bunch of TV they’ve watched, loathed, and admired.

No Man’s Sky. Right here. Right now.

Is Fallout 4 just like Dwarf Fortress? Why are ribbon microphones so expensive? Why won’t Rockstar fill their in-game maps with hideous Ubisoft icons? All these lines of inquiry and more are tackled in this, our most recent episode of No Crisis Yet!