Meat has experienced his share of sports heartbreak and welcomes Rongey to the party. It's a lame party.

As we prepare for the holiday, we find out whether Rongey or Barnes is the better friend. This episode has been declared a Christmas Miracle!

So many problems can be fixed if we all just had some awareness and courtesy. Rongey and Meat are the most courteous people you've ever known. Guaranteed. Also, the Cardinals should still sign Bryce Harper.

It's Thanksgiving week, so it's perfectly fine to start listening to Christmas tunes, you Grinch. Also, Rongey and Meat discuss how they wish they were Justin Bieber.

When winter weather hits, some people stay home and binge watch 'Suits', but not Rongey and Barnes. These guys battle the elements and put in a full work day in order to serve you. Mainly because their jobs aren't all that difficult.

As Brad Barnes can tell you, being a cheater is never a good thing. He would know. Because he's a huge cheater. Rongey, on the other hand, good guy.

Rongey and Meat discuss gratuity etiquette and how to not be a sleaze when you go out to eat. The guys will also tell you how to behave during a celebrity encounter.

The Fast Lane makes its road trip to Chicago for the Cards-Cubs series, and Rongey promises not to let Barnes end up face down in Lake Michigan.

Barnes can't stand young people, even though he is one.

Rongey and Barnes discuss the most exciting time of the sports calendar, while also drafting their favorite months of the year. Also, they'll tell you how not to use an empty milk container.