Ha-HAH! This week Wendy pulls a fast one. A switcheroo, if you will. In this episode Hannah and Wendy talk about The Haunting of Hill House (Netflix) and the "Play Test" episode of Black Mirror before diving into The Conjuring. Other topics include the real Bathsheba Sherman, the D&D alignment of cats and dogs, and eyebrows.

Have you ever met someone whose cousin played chess with Aesop Rock's cat?

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Wendy and Hannah had a very spooky night recording this episode! This week your hosts are watching Bela Lugosi in Dracula (1931) and Hannah shows off her best Transylvanian accent. Also featured are more obnoxious Halloween toys and two whole new superlatives especially for this movie.

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It's October! You know what that means: it's almost Halloween! This week Wendy shows Hannah her first ever werewolf movie: An American Werewolf in London. Other topics include the 1960's gothic soap opera Dark Shadows and the Canadian reality show Paranormal Survivor.

Do you like your werewolves on two legs, four legs, or more legs?

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This week your hosts are watching Les Yeux Sans Visage - Eyes Without a Face! Hannah and Wendy discuss Mini-Halloweens, the goth manual, and which snack foods would be the best to take with you on a heist. Hannah gets real about her hatred of mouth sounds and Wendy gets too high for critical analysis.

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In Part 2 of this Double Feature extravaganza, your hosts watch a movie that Hannah has actually seen before - The Final Girls! (Not to be confused with the similarly titled but singular Final Girl. We haven't seen that movie and have no opinions on it.) In this meme-peppered episode, Tori the Pod-cat interrupts and special guest Kai shares the spookiest thing that has ever happened to hir.

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It's Friday the 13th! In Part 1 of our first Double Feature, your hosts discuss how Celcius works before watching the original Friday the 13th (1980). Hannah and recurring guest Kai describe their visit to The Dungeon in Edinburgh and Kai divulges a fear of mirrors. Wendy can't read Adrienne King's name and never bothers to look it up.

Stay tuned next week for Part 2!

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Listen, we don't pretend to know how raccoons think. This week your hosts are flying blind into the podcast as they tackle high school bullying and Stephen King's Carrie (1976). Hannah and Wendy also touch briefly on V/H/S/2 and the new Pet Sematary before covering anime favorites, further raccoon shenanigans, and what will happen to the podcast if one of them dies.

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Surprise! This podcast is now specifically targeted towards our close personal friend, American hip-hop artist Aesop Rock. In this episode your hosts cover above-ground vinyl swimming pools, highway collapses, and one of the world's earliest 3-D movies, Vincent Price's House of Wax. Hannah gets a little too high and Wendy divulges a shocking secret: she doesn't know how to ride a bicycle.

Are you a goth alien robot? Are you a grappling hook expert? Do you know who our mommy is?

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This week, Hannah and Wendy pull out their very best drinking stories in celebration of one of Wendy's all-time favorite horror comedies, Grabbers! Wendy explains the mechanics of Silent Hill: Shattered Memories and boy, Hannah sure has a lot to say about Ireland.

Do you have a movie recommendation? Do you have any drinking stories to share? Have you eaten a Tombstone pizza in the last 15 years?

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Your hosts return victorious after an accidental hiatus! In this week's thrilling episode, Wendy and Hannah discuss migraines from hell, bizarre animal encounters (featuring a surprise contribution from Kai of GWP!), and their theories about 2012's found-footage anthology V/H/S. Wendy describes a scene from a Japanese surrealist film and Hannah talks about the intricacies of acting drunk. And guess what? Hannah FINALLY GETS SCARED.

Do you have a real-life scary story or movie recommendation for us? Have any terrifying childhood nightmares to share? Have you ever read the House of Night YA series?

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