No Holes Barred

No Holes Barred

By Knee Deep In Life, Victoria EmesComedySociety & CulturePersonal Journals
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No Holes Barred episodes

  • Ep 141 Cat up the minge

    In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura find out the dangers of possessing long nails, how any household ornament can be turned into a pleasure instrument and what not to say when someone is questioning their relationship. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month


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    52 min
  • Ep 140. Lube the hoover

    In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic turns 40 and Laura begins her comedy tour of the UK. They pick apart the logistics of how to use a hoover for sexual pleasure as Vic gives her own personal recommendation for the most reliable sucking motion there is on the market. She also chats about the new ways Rob tries to sexually arouse her with hidden clues in amongst their fruity deserts. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month



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    53 min
  • Ep 139. Handstand in the nip

    In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura discuss setting up an all female commune, the highs and lows of dating and imagine what Steve would look like doing a naked handstand. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month


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    53 min
  • Ep 138. Polo neck Paul

    In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura share some of your deepest darkest confessions, critique the marketing tactics of a sex toy company and Laura relives the trauma of Steve neglecting to show up to his own childs birthday party. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month



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    45 min
  • Ep. 137 Sex suitcase

    In this weeks episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura chat sobriety, what to do with a used cucumber, how not to share your wife's sex toys and how much luggage is required for a dirty weekend away with your partner. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month



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    50 min
  • Ep 136. Choo choo train of pleasure

    In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic shares her romantic wedding anniversary celebration and both Laura and Vic share their choo choo train of pleasure celeb line up while trying not to over complicate things with emotions. They also urge caution to anyone ever entering a MRI machine in possession of a sex toy. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month

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    48 min
  • Ep. 135 Dim the lights, dim the minge

    On this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura discuss the thrilling topic of clover lawns, revel in Laura's Mary Poppins like qualities when she's interacting with other peoples kids and take questions from their lovely audience. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month



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    46 min
  • Ep 134. Not my assignment mate

    In this weeks' episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura go all green fingered and discuss lawns in far too much depth, we hear from a lady who accidentally empties her bowels in front of the window cleaner and discuss the annoying frequency with which their partners need the toilet. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month

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    52 min
  • Ep 133. Veronica Eels

    In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic shares the time her work casually called her by a different name for 9 months without realising and they share their intense frustration at the irrelevant questions of children over things no one actually cares. They also share 2 stories that'll potentially put you off casual hook ups and sex toys for life.


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    48 min
  • Ep 132. Grief wank

    In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura share stories of friendship sex highs and lows. They both reflect on their own experiences of it as well as some listeners experiences. They talk grief wanking and and proctograms in yet another smutty mouthed 45 minute ramble. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month

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    50 min

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