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Jonathan and Tom take a moment to mourn the end of an era — this is their final episode under the name No Homo. They unpack the latest developments in the Epstein files, which sparks a deeper and more complicated conversation about the age of consent and where society chooses to draw the line.

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Jonathan’s life is a scheduling disaster, and Tom’s determined to fix it. In a desperate search for meaning (or maybe just content), they ask AI for Life and Soul Path readings. And....they reveal the new title for the pod!

Tom's favorite YouTube clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ixHFyr8I0g

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Daylight Savings hits hard, the holidays are looming, and to top it off, the boys get hit with some major “No Homo” heartbreak. Jonathan and Tom process their seasonal slump, crowdsource a path forward, and Jonathan explains why Tom has basically been his guru for fifteen years and counting.

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Jonathan and Tom show up in full costume for this week’s Halloween episode, swapping stories of recent party antics and childhood Halloween disasters. A magical encounter at a party rekindles their connection to Kambo, leading to a candid reflection on their past experience with the Amazonian medicine.

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Jonathan is officially a “runner” after completing his first half marathon — and yes, his nipples survived. The boys riff on male body dysmorphia, how it shows up differently in straight and gay communities, and how it shapes their own relationships with exercise and body image.

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Jonathan and Tom take the infamous ’90s Purity Test — and the results shock them both. Tom breaks down the steps to play Vampire Physical Therapist, and the boys open up about the shame they carried growing up.

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Things heat up this week as Jonathan and Tom swap stories about unexpected man-crushes and wet dreams. They reveal their Kinsey Test results, Jonathan makes Tom a surprising vow, and the conversation gets personal as they revisit early sexual memories and formative experiences.

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Jonathan and Tom kick off this week’s episode fresh from a long-overdue Bro Date and a screening of Paul Thomas Anderson’s One Battle After Another. Stick around for their enthusiastic review—and a candid conversation about the healthy (and not-so-healthy) ways they navigate their emotions as men.

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Tom ushers Jonathan into the world of gooning, while Jonathan ups the ante with a scandalous tale caught on security footage. The laughs give way to vulnerability as Jonathan opens up about family struggles and the hard work of being authentic with the people who know us best.

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Jonathan and Tom joke about the boundaries of their “open” podcasting relationship before turning to the shocking assassination of Charlie Kirk. With candor and unease, they sort through their personal reactions, grapple with what this moment means for the country, and ask what responsibilities each of us carries in the aftermath.