Local stand-up comic JJ Wood returns to the homeland to discuss the importance of zombie preparation. He fills the guys in on the local scene and let's them in on his most secret desires. The guys freebase smelling salts and ponder the merits of psychedelics in high pressure social situations.

The guys are broken up over the loss of childhood hero Aaron Carter and comedic genius Gallagher. The good news is that Eli Lily lost billions in the most hilarious way possible, and cryptocurrency proves yet again why it can only be believed in by the bros. 

Darrell Brooks is sentenced and it's sad to see his spectacle go. The guys dive into Tik-Tok demi-queer culture and whether pizza rolls are superior to bagel bites. They settle on familiar childhood flavors for a moment, but quickly become distracted by AOC and other tards on the tok. 

Kanye is on the warpath to total destruction and we have hot takes. Meanwhile, we want to move the studio to Ski Island. Brendan Schaub keeps going live and it bothers us, Henry chats with a spammer, and we have a new zombie segment. 

Two episodes in a row drinking liquor, what could go wrong? A Lot the next morning, but for now the boys discuss fan signs at football games, the selfishness of children, having cool bosses, Kanye, and the superior fighting styles of those on cocaine. There's a reason this one is called sloppy, folks. 

The people of Scandanavia are beautiful and the reason why may shock you... They meddle in GMO's. 

Matt returns from a journey through the bowels of the beastly mouse in Disney. He arrives with tales and ramblings. Henry is full of questions and tequila de Guy (whom he offers the forbidden sex to.) 

After some disappointing news, Matt and Henry workshop some Tardos theme song possibilities. Could country be the answer? Is ethnic the right call? Either way Joe Biden still says creepy stuff to kids and bourbon remains king in the studio. 

Bourbon is the main course and the boys have come to feast. Subjects include happy baby horrible views, cashews, thigh gaps on guys, The Grimace Half Hour Power Hour, and Bill Gates. 

This week on the pod, the boys tackle the hot Hollywood topic of the new black little mermaid. But only for a second before becoming distracted by smelling salts and their alma mater that overspends on mailers.