No Lies Told

No Lies Told

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  • Episode 27: Sex & Comfort - Everyone Beat But J

    In this episode J and G initially start speaking about comfort levels and then take a slight tangent to discuss sex during the talking stage before reverting back to the main topic.

    When you’re around a friend or partner that you’re comfortable with, what’s the wildest activity you would partake in? It probably doesn’t compete with G’s wildest activity!

    During the initial dating stage, is there a set and specific timeline behind when you would first sleep with someone or do you prefer to keep this fluid? Is there anything wrong with not wanting to have sex on the first date?

    Please contact us on Twitter or Instagram to let us know your thoughts on this episode; to share your stories with us; to get us to clarify any part of the podcast or to make us take part in tasks that will probably ick us out!

    If you enjoyed this episode, please remember to leave a review and recommend No Lies Told to your friends and family (especially those that don’t enjoy sex on the first date like J)! 

    If you would like to show additional support, we do accept donations. All proceeds will go to J's £100 dinner tab on his next date!

    46 min
  • Episode 26: Phobias - Slipping in Sick Will Humble You

    J and G have taken a break from pocket watching for a week and discuss another emotive inducing topic, phobias. What constitutes a phobia and how does that differ from a fear? If talking about something makes you feel physically uncomfortable and unwell, could that be a phobia or is that a fear in the same way Gen Z fear the workplace? Do people judge and critique you for your phobias?

    Please contact us on Twitter or Instagram to let us know your thoughts on this episode; to share your stories with us; to get us to clarify any part of the podcast or to make us take part in tasks that will probably ick us out!

    If you enjoyed this episode, please remember to leave a review and recommend No Lies Told to your friends and family (especially those that don’t understand female anatomy like J)! 

    If you would like to show additional support, we do accept donations. All proceeds will go to J's £100 dinner tab on his next date!

    40 min
  • Episode 25: Disposable Incomes & Education - £58k In Debt

    Given the inflation levels in the world and the current cost of living crisis and the pocket watchers that they are, J and G predominantly speak about disposable incomes.

    Would you consider Netflix an essential or part of your disposable income? Are you rich enough to afford Hello Fresh boxes or shop at Waitrose? If so that might place you in the top 5% of earners.

    The hosts also touch on education. For those that are privately educated - will your salaries surpass the cost of your education?

    Please contact us on Twitter or Instagram to let us know your thoughts on this episode; to share your stories with us; to get us to clarify any part of the podcast or to make us take part in tasks that will probably ick us out!

    If you enjoyed this episode, please remember to leave a review and recommend No Lies Told to your friends and family (especially those that shop at Waitrose)! 

    If you would like to show additional support, we do accept donations. All proceeds will go to J's £100 dinner tab on his next date!

    46 min
  • Episode 24: Birthday Special - Did You Study at Eton?

    J and G have finally semi-recovered from covid and have returned to their regular podcasting schedule. This is a celebratory episode as the hosts celebrate G’s birthday and J getting a new role in Mayfair.

    Despite J’s new role he isn’t in the top 5% of earners in the UK like the individual in this clip. Following this, the hosts speak about whether they have accomplished enough at their ages and what a good parameter is for determining accomplishments. 

    The hosts then speak about birthday etiquette. Is it wrong if you attend a party without any gifts or presents or are you just protecting your bank balance during a cost of living crisis?

    Please contact us on Twitter or Instagram to let us know your thoughts on this episode; to share your stories with us; to get us to clarify any part of the podcast or to make us take part in tasks that will probably ick us out!

    If you enjoyed this episode, please remember to leave a review and recommend No Lies Told to your friends and family (especially those who aren’t top 5% of earners)!

    If you would like to show additional support, we do accept donations. All proceeds will go to J's £100 dinner tab on his next date!

    48 min
  • Episode 23: Do I Give You Flutters? - Pet Peeves

    J and G discuss their pet peeves, not surprisingly one of J’s actions and behaviour are one of G’s pet peeves. Do you wear a reasonable amount of foundation or do you like branding your territory on nights out? Are you reliant on someone else’s wallet to live your best life? When you eat do you chomp louder than screen munch?

    Please contact us on Twitter or Instagram to let us know your thoughts on this episode; to share your stories with us; to get us to clarify any part of the podcast or to make us take part in tasks that will probably ick us out!

    If you enjoyed this episode, please remember to leave a review and recommend No Lies Told to your friends and family (especially waiters that like to be tipped)! 

    If you would like to show additional support, we do accept donations. All proceeds will go to J's £100 dinner tab on his next date!

    49 min
  • Episode 22: God Will Make Us Meet - Parental Approval

    J and G discuss the importance of parents liking your significant other. Do you care about her dad’s opinion or are you gonna marry her anyway? If you’re a good spirited person and your in-laws don’t like you, should you get out and leave like JoJo or should you be the bigger person and continue to try make it work? 

    Please contact us on Twitter or Instagram to let us know your thoughts on this episode; to share your stories with us; to get us to clarify any part of the podcast or to make us take part in tasks that will probably ick us out!

    If you enjoyed this episode, please remember to leave a review and recommend No Lies Told to your friends and family (especially those that date narcissists like G)! 

    If you would like to show additional support, we do accept donations. All proceeds will go to J's £100 dinner tab on his next date!

    46 min
  • Episode 21: White Men Cheat the Worst - Cheating

    J and G discuss J’s favourite topic. Is all cheating the same or are there levels to it? Is watching porn cheating? Is paying for OnlyFans cheating or are you all about women empowerment?

    Please contact us on Twitter or Instagram to let us know your thoughts on this episode and to share your stories with us. 

    If you enjoyed this episode, please remember to leave a review and recommend No Lies Told to your friends and family (especially those that pay for OnlyFans)! 

    If you would like to show additional support, we do accept donations. All proceeds will go to J's £100 dinner tab on his next date!

    40 min
  • Episode 20: Days We Ain't Eat - Financial Burdens

    In a very comedic fashion, J and G delve into people living beyond their means and the financial burden this could impose. What constitutes living beyond your means? Is Wonga a friend or foe? Is it EMBARRASSING if you decline an outing because you cannot afford it or is this a normal part of adulting? If your friends are willing to spend money and you aren't, should you still go out knowing that you may significantly impact and limit the experience or should you keep 'YOUR BROKE ASS HOME'?

    Please contact us on Twitter or Instagram to let us know your thoughts on this episode and to share your stories with us. 

    If you enjoyed this episode, please remember to leave a review and recommend No Lies Told to your friends and family (especially those that go halves on £16 cocktails)! 

    If you would like to show additional support, we do accept donations. All proceeds will go to J's £100 dinner tab on his next date!

    54 min
  • Episode 19: Mummy’s Boy - Dependency

    Trigger Warning: This episode touches on some darker topics such as suicide.

    Dependency forms the topic of this episode.  What does modern day dependency look like? Does your sex impact whether you’re more or less likely to exhibit dependent traits? Do you have to bare partial responsibility if you have someone in your life that is dependent on you because you’ve got your own thing and you’re independent?

    Please contact us on Twitter or Instagram to let us know your thoughts on this episode and to share your stories with us. 

    If you enjoyed this episode, please remember to leave a review and recommend No Lies Told to your friends and family (especially those that lack independence)! 

    If you would like to show additional support, we do accept donations. All proceeds will go to J's £100 dinner tab on his next date!

    40 min
  • Episode 18: Lying is a Means to an End - Chivalry & Romance

    Chivalry and romance are the topics of today’s episode. Is there a balance between being a gentleman and being a simp? Should you perform romantic gestures to your partner if they don’t return the favour? J and G also discuss their views on a survey based on women’s romantic needs.

    Please contact us on Twitter or Instagram to let us know your thoughts on this episode and to share your stories with us. 

    If you enjoyed this episode, please remember to leave a review and recommend No Lies Told to your friends and family (especially those that pull out chairs on their dates)! 

    If you would like to show additional support, we do accept donations. All proceeds will go to J's £100 dinner tab on his next date!

    48 min

About No Lies Told

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The No Lies Told Podcast provides an entertaining, wild and outlandish experience as two friends from London discuss and share their differing perspectives and experiences all whilst keeping it…