Kellen tries to teach Chris how to get a haircut. Skin Phobia. Plane crashes and Shark attacks. Spring break and Beach babes. 

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 This episode is more NSFW than usual. Our guest, a veteran "behind the scenes" worker in the porn industry, offers some great insight into an industry we ALL have questions about.

On this podcast Whitney Ball joins Chris and Kellen to talk about…Well… Poo. When they aren't talking about drowning mud bunny's or vintage bush, they reminisce and tell some cringe-worthy stories.

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Chris comes clean about why there haven't been any podcasts recently and gets real about his DUIs, revealing his fear of getting his ass pounded in prison. Kellen offers as little as possible. What a dick.

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The guys discuss their thoughts on the Super Bowl broadcast.  Kellen falls in love with Katy Perry and Chris hears the halftime show on the radio. The Patriots' #DoYourJob inspires a conversation about Chris and Kellen's first jobs and all of the shitty jobs they've had since.

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NLNP tackles the importance of taking care of your body as age starts becoming a factor... and other stuff too.

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NLNP welcomes writer, self-proclaimed Internet dating pioneer, and funny man, Donny O'Malley, as the first ever guest on the program. The three chuckle-heads discuss the evolution of dating in the digital age, from FacetheJury.com and Hotornot.com to Tinder and OK Cupid.

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NLNP covers communicating in the 21st century: Texting, the difference between cyber sex and sexting, emojiis, selfies, dick pics, poop, and the underweb.

No Life No Problem's introduction to the podcast community… Chris and Kellen define their audience and look into what it means to be a Millennial.