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Kanan & Manek manage to slip many a conversation and musing in the gaps between the more structured and regular segs of the podcast. A collection of one-offs, experiments, deepcuts, & spontaneous chats – this episode is like plunging your hand between the cushions of a sofa in search of the remote, and instead finding little bits of last week’s popcorn.

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To keep audiences from getting sick of their voices, Kanan & Manek hatched an ingenious plan to occasionally call a fresh voice on the podcast, a guest, who can add their own ingredients to this already confusingly flavoured soup we call a podcast. Here are all those voices, played one after another like a poorly coordinated choir.

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Manek and Kanan have different views when it comes to shopping. Should you buy things with deliberation or excitement? Shopline bling was created as a helpline for listeners who are fraught with shopping dilemmas. Should you buy that coffee machine, that parachute, or that squirrel on your fingers? All questions answered here, shoplines are open.

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Socrates once said "all I know is that I know nothing", but he never wrote into the podcast.

Sometimes we go through much of our lives only to realise that we were holding a stupid piece of knowledge in our fists. It could be a fact, a firmly held opinion, an entire cosmogony, or just wildly wrong lyrics to a Savage Garden song. Late learners celebrates all the things that we learned too late, because it's never too late. Write to us, Socrates.

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Kanan and Manek find that the stiff necked victorian manuals for how one must conduct themselves in society are now hideously out of date. What are the standards of etiquette that one must follow in modern society? How do you correctly share a powerbank, or end a text message conversation? Is your phone passcode your intellectual property, and just what are you supposed to do with email signatures? All these questions and more are discussed and codified by KG and MD in Modern Etiquette.

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In the absence of sponsors, Kanan and Manek generate their own, starting with somewhat prepared ones to increasingly abstract, absurd and largely improvised companies that give fictional money to the podcast in return for real publicity. Sadly many of these coupon codes have expired, but in this supercut, their memory lives on.

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By listening to the podcast you are already a winner, but you've also won unique competitions you've won in your life, like a one-handed pillow fight for which you were awarded a 12-piece antique glass set. Kanan & Manek take a walk through our entire hall of fame of winners so far. 

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Manek hates coffee, Kanan hates dance videos, and our friend Vikram hates Inception, chocolate, and the laughter of innocent children. You’ve hated things everyone else loved, and loved things everyone else hated, and we’ve collected all your contributions thus far into one convenient string of painfully polarising emotions.

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Kanan learns that Manek keeps talking points for each segment of the podcast; so to take some of the pressure off, Kanan writes down what he assumes to be Manek's thoughts, and has him read them out.

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