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  • Snow Stops Spurs & United Stop The Rot (kind of) - Premier League Round-Up

    The boys are back for an especially unprofessional episode today, with all the latest in the last weekend of Premier League action including some live highlight watching and a very naughty guest.

    • Michael Carricks Man United remain undefeated as they manage to pull off a rather undeserved draw against Thomas Tuchels Chelsea
    • Are Newcastle officially too big too go down with their new owners? Have they even won a game this season? The answer might surprise you.
    • Like Paul Scholes on a quiet night in, Will puts a foot in his mouth, before discussing the FAI Cup Final between St Pats and Bohemians
    • Ben Chilwell has finally earned the boys respect but at what cost? And how has this effected his stock on the Twitter power rankings?
    • What exactly happens when a player turns 28 and how has this ruined Jesse Lingards life?
    • The Bandwagon Wheel trudges along.

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    49 min
  • Goodbye Ole, Hello Xavi and What The Hell Did You Just Say To Me Klopp! - Premier League Round-up

    And so, after many many months and episodes discussing it. It finally happened, Ole leaves through the front door and remembers the good days fondly, ah ... Paris.

    • Ole Gunnar Solskjaer is finally relieved of his duties after an embarassing 4-1 loss to Watford. The lads dissect his incredibly weird interview to say goodbye.
    • Xavi is in at Barcelona and he is making some BIG CHANGES such as PLEASE DON'T BE AT A PARTY IF YOU HAVE A GAME THE DAY AFTER. Ground-breaking stuff.
    • Cathal predicted the future last week as Arsenal immediately crumble at the first sign of pressure with a thumping from Liverpool.
    • The bandwagon wheel gives a last gasp to return from death thanks to the foolproof three game timeframe.

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    1 hr
  • Ireland are Looking Up, Gerrard is Looking at Villa & Roy Keane Looks On in Disgust

    The boys are back (both boys this time) once again to discuss their beloved boys in green. 

    • Ireland's upward trajectory continues as Kenny's Kids get 4 points from a possible 6 with a draw against Portugal and a win against Luxemburg
    • Some new rules around drinking in the Aviva makes for an interesting atmosphere as Ronaldo gets relentlessly hassled from all sides.
    • A big win against Luxemburg has us looking forward to the future. Nations League draw anyone?
    • Harry Maguire accidentally pokes the bear as Roy Keane fumes over his all time poorly thought out celebration.
    • Does Steven Gerrard look happy? Does he look like he wants to leave Rangers? Yes, and he did as he becomes Aston Villa's new manager.

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    43 min
  • Moyes's March to Redemption, The Arsenal's Test Is Coming, No Grealish No Job, For Dean Smith- 58 Part II - A Hero's Journey

    What a special treat we have for you this week, the lost recording..... kind of. This Bonus episode which is really just the previously corrupted file from the last episode has been given  new life, in the worst way possible, by our very own Dr. Cathal Frankenstein . 
    "The Lads" discuss:

    • Arsenals amazing run against weak teams mean starting from the bottom isn't actually that hard, at least at first anyway and how Mikel Arteta could still be sacked before the end of the season!
    • The Aston Villa system under Dean Smith was very impressive at times last year but their first mistake was ever even trying 
    • Liverpool failed to beat West Ham in the league for the first time since the Hammers left Upton Park. So Does David Moyes deserve another chance at the big  time? And is The African cup of Nations Happing this year? You decide, and maybe find out and tell us
    • Bandwagon wheel returns with the first  game after A No-Nonsense ultimatum, how have Atromitos responded

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    29 min
  • City Blow Past United & Roy Keane Blows a Gasket

    A new era in the pod dawns as the boys move to recording in person on an actual schedule! In true No Nonsense fashion however some of the episode is lost to the sands of time, but up until then it was going really well actually.

    • The Man United decline continues as they meekly get walked over by a Man City team that never stepped out of first gear
    • Tactically Ole falls asleep at the wheel once again.
    • Sky Sports carefully arrange a scenario in which Roy Keane's head nearly explodes
    • A deep dive into Skys over reliance on fan favourite pundits and why it's time to stop

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    33 min
  • Nuno No More, Conte Takes What He Can Get & Ole Can't Keep Getting Away With It

    The boys are back once again for the latest round up in Premier League news. After a weekend full of upsets and shock results, the biggest story is Nuno leaving Spurs after an embarrassing loss to a team that lost 5-0 last week.

    • Was Nuno doomed from the start with Daniel Levy's gigantic ego cloud hanging over him since day one.
    • Did United ever really want Conte? Have United used the "Man United Way" as a weapon against the fans?
    • A look at David Moyes absolutely ridiculous career path and why some people are talking about bringing Man United back to the good old days of 2014.
    • The most shocking episode of Bandwagon Wheel yet!
    • Could the boys be reunited with their old Turkish pals in the not so distant future?

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    49 min
  • Solskjær Survives, Ronald Koeman Does Not & The Man City Quadruple Is Off For Another Year


    Carabao cup action was the main topic of conversation this week as the lads discuss 

    • Koeman is finally released from his contract as Barcelona look to the tried and tested approach of hiring a recently retired club great with very little managerial experience to bring them back to the top.
    • West Ham go back to back when it comes to knocking out Manchester clubs in the carabao cup. The lads discuss weather West Ham are now favorites. 
    • Harvey Barnes continues to Mock Cathal's desperate fantasy football efforts as he continues to score everywhere but the premier league to put Leicester through to the quarter finals.
    • Olé has three more games to turn it around as the Man United board are fearful of Antonio Conte coming in and being to demanding. At Manchester United. The most successful club in England.
    • The lads also also bring back their favorite segment The-off-the-dome-preview-of-games-coming-up.

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    56 min
  • The United Way

    The boys are back for a deep dive on the insane 5-0 win for Liverpool against Man United in Old Trafford. Poor Will.

    • We break down what happened and ask just why were Man United running into trouble over and over again?
    • A downtrodden Ole gives one of the saddest post match interviews of all time. 
    • The United Way and why it doesn't exist anymore.
    • The TV director has the game of his life with some excellent camera cuts.
    • How Alex Ferguson would have handled being asked how did he like getting spanked 5-0

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    47 min
  • Man United Do The Thing Again, Liverpool Conquer The Dark Arts & We Investigate the Brugge Incident

    The boys are back once again for a special bumper bonus Champions Leauge edition. This time Will's microphone is even working correctly, what a treat!

    • Before we get to the games Cathal proves that he's not crazy.
    • Liverpool and Atletico go at it in a rematch from the last game before the world ended.
    • We actually investigate what the rules are after a "high boot" incident sees Antoine Griezman get a red card.
    • Ole and Man United do it again with ANOTHER comeback victory.
    • Solsjkaer has some words for us on the pod.
    • Poor Steve Bruce gets let go from a job that he was doing badly at.

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    1 hr
  • Solskjaer Stares Into The Abyss, Liverpool's Last Dance & It's Not Geordies Fault They're Brits

    The lads are back again this week despite Will having to record from the bottom of a well he's been hiding out in to avoid Man United reddit. These two great minds discuss:

    • Manchester United's 4-2 loss to the flakey Leicester City and how Solskjaer who usually keeps the players on side (not counting Donny Van de Beek) seems to have finally began the implosion process  
    • Liverpool look in amazing form after they're 5-0 hammering of Watford with all the front three scoring. This prompts the lads to ask if this isn't good enough for silverware will it result in the breakup of one of the all time great premier league teams?
    • The New Newcastle era has begun with grown men weeping at sight of anyone other than Mike Ashley. The Newcastle faithful have been ridiculed by their fellow country men for their saviors being the oppressor's of so many others, which is pretty rich coming from them. Like The British Museum donation box rich 
    • Atromitos have not received the managerial bounce they desired when they sacked Coach Lopez a couple of weeks ago and they remain rooted to the bottom of the Greek Super League. All we can say is we're glad we held out on that TV Deal because next year it looks like we'll need it.

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    44 min

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