No Nonsense

No Nonsense

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No Nonsense episodes

  • VAR You Serious?!

    The boys take a look at the weekends games with some big results at both ends of the table as well as. 

    • The most bizarre war of words between  Ole Gunnar Solskjær and José Mourinho
    • Young Harry Kane and why he has his whole life ahead of him
    • Trent Alexander Arnold's late winner and yet possibly premature celebration.
    • How Dortmund may have been shown a rare glimpse of how to beat Manchester City this year.
    • The unstoppable force that is Jesse Lingard
    • And Lionel Messi's all round miserable night in Madrid

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    1 hr 2 min
  • To Octavion - Love Erling - European Football Round-up

    The boys are back with another bumper European episode. A few days so busy that we didn't even have time to talk about a streaker in an empty stadium. On the pod in this episode.

    • The boys try to sort out the official England right back power rankings, in a nicer manner than Monday Night Football did with poor T.A.A
    • Go all in on Real Madrid.
    • Struggle to make heads or tails of the who's ahead on away goals and who's even playing home or away.
    • Discuss Granada's mastery of the dark arts.
    • Cathal reaches peak Arsenal.

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    1 hr 17 min
  • Same Coach, Same Ending

    We're back again for another week and as clubs head into the home stretch of fixtures we discuss.

    • more misery for the Irish team as Callum Robinson proves he can score goals, at least against Chelsea
    • José sticks to his tried and tested way of man management
    • Cathal doesn't think that anyone is tending to the light at the end of the tunnel for Arsenal 
    • Mino Raiola on a European publicity tour
    • And we look ahead at the exciting champions league games this week

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    1 hr 5 min
  • Italia 90 Was Thirty One Years Ago - International Break Round-Up

    The boys are back after a cursed week for the pod in international football

    • The lads bang their heads against a wall for an extended period of time while talking through the few ups and many downs of Irelands start to the World Cup qualifiers.
    • Ronaldo rages against the lack of machines.
    • Our favourite player has an international debut to forget.
    • Gareth Southgate has the England team smiling while Ireland lives in fear.
    • Gareth Bale elbows racism out of football.

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    1 hr 15 min
  • The Banging Europa League Hangover

    While covering the results in both the premier league and FA cup,  the boys bemoan the curse of Thursday night football while also heaping praise on the Leicester's recruitment  strategy . They also examine Harry Kane's heel turn into a player you love to hate. And of course Goztepe get a mention as their fortunes in Turkish topflight take a turn for the worst in this weeks bandwagon wheel.

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    1 hr 6 min
  • Mr Zinchenko is in Big Trouble - European Football Round-Up

    The boys are back for another bonus bumper European episode. Which featured some surprisingly spicy Europa League Action along with the usual Champions League heavy hitters. In this episode the boys-

    • Discuss the cursed quadruple claims for Man City that pop up every year.
    • Gush over Lewandoski and try make sense of why German teams love sabotaging their own seasons.
    • Ponder how good players would be if they were all Pogba's size.
    • Imagine what an Arsenal vs United Europa League final would mean for the future of the pod and their friendship.

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    59 min
  • José pities, Zaha stands & Ole's at the wheel forever.

    The boys have renewed energy and hope after a fresh week of premier league fixtures. They take turns trying to steer the conversation back to Arsenal and United respectably while also briefly discussing 

    • The north London derby between the brave Arsenal underdogs and the honourless Tottenham hotspurs
    • Sheffield's counterintuitive off field strategy and their surely immediate regret at the hands of everyone's player of the week Kelechi Iheanacho
    • Wilfred Zaha helps Crystal Palace to another 3 points while also being the first player to question the sincerity and or effectiveness of the premier league approved taking of the knee
    • Manchester United's new brain trust or Ed Woodward's new yes men/scapegoats?
    • Tales of Ronaldo's demise have been greatly exaggerated but not as much as Kevin bloody Ellison's! 

    PLUS Gozeteps are upset by relegation candidates MKE Ankaragücü as Karaman grows jealous of Halils Akbunar's rise

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    54 min
  • (Bonus) Champions League Rundown

    A special bumper episode of the pod! (Unlike Porto against Juve where Ronaldo turned his back) The boys hit the wall when it came to Premier League football and four great games in Europe have brought them back to life.

    • The boys give a rundown of this weeks Champions League games
    • Make the truly daring comparison of Messi and Ronaldo to Haaland and Mbappe
    • Slam RB Leipzig once again

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    33 min
  • Premier League All Star Weekend

    In this weeks episode the boys ask: 

    • What's going on at Liverpool football club and how long until it becomes Jurgen Klopps fault

    • Are City about to have the biggest premier league implosion in history

    • What would a premier league all-star weekend look like,

    • And Cathal asks Will does he think he looks like Halil Akbunar.

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    49 min
  • Take A Breath

    The boys cover an especially scandalous week in the Premier League where the football was the least interesting aspect. 

    • A blow by blow breakdown of Jamie Redknapp and Roy Keane's clash. 
    • Lee Mason has a brain fart. 
    • An especially uninformed opinion on Barcelona's problems and the U.K's vaccine rollout.
    • More joy for the boys favourite team.

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    55 min

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Perfecting the art of the take on football with no frills and no cares.