Gameweek 2 and the Premier League has already ramped up the madness as only it can.

Noni Madueke had a whirlwind 24 hours as he accidentally posts his genuine thoughts on social media about Wolverhampton, then goes and proves it as Chelsea show that maybe they're not so crazy after all by winning 6-2 against Wolves

Man United head loss counter is now officially at 1 as they somehow manage to lose 2-1 against Brighton thanks to one of the maddest offsides you'll ever see from Joshua Zirkzee.

Things go from bad to worse for Everton as they are easily hammered again by Spurs, and off the pitch by their own fans. Neal Maupay asks who among us suffers more than the Premier League footballer?

Resident starboy historian Endrick has officially arrived on the scene, breaking the youngest foreign goalscorer record at Real Madrid. Bobby Charlton is looking down with a tear in his eye.

Bayer Leverkeusen's voodoo continues as they rapidly become the most hated team in Germany probably.

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And just like that the Premier League is back. But really, what can actually be taken from the opening gameweek fixtures apart from a certain relegation and how doomed a certain London club are.

As the players keep coming in the doors of the Chelsea gym, Raheem Sterling's camp took to social media right before their opening game against Man City as he was left out of the squad entirely.

As Kovacic glided through Chelsea's midfield it was a stark reminder that this City team is not like anyone else.

It looks like it might finally be one relegation battle too many for Everton as they start the season with a 3-0 hammering against Brighton. Is it time for Sean Dyche to move away from his old Burnley boys?

We asked for new over the top cinematic football ads and we got our wish as Barry Keoghan monologues us through a time which never existed in the latest Man United based Adidas Originals ad.

We do a deep dive on our favourite classic football adverts of the past and try our hand at pitching our own!

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The time is almost upon us, who will rise above the trials and tribulations this season in the heated battle for second place behind Man City?

On the full Ultra's only episode, we go through the contenders and give each of them their reasoning behind why they could finish anywhere from 2nd to 7th.

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Dread it, run from it, but a new Premier League season is upon us.

But not before the traditional curtain raiser as Man United tried valiantly to stop Man Citys march to a quintuple.

Are we set for yet another season of Man City dominance?

As the signings keep flooding in to Chelsea, we contrast the amount of signings they've made since the Todd took over versus the rest of the top 6.

Mikel Arteta's genius knows no bounds as he enlists some criminals to put the fear of God in to his Arsenal squad.

We get a glimpse behind the scenes at Vincent Kompany's management style behind closed doors at Burnley last season, and boy is he mad.

Harry Kane reaches a level of #Respect previously never thought possible.

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Just 9 more days folks, stick with us!

The pre season grinds to a close with possibly the quietest week in pod history.

Conor Gallagher's move to Atletico Madrid is confirmed as he is officially kicked out of Chelsea. That'll teach ye for spending your young adult life being thought everything you know by the club!

Man United maverick André Onana gave a pretty wild interview where he spoke at length about how many risks he's going to take this season and how big his back is.

England's new interim manager is confirmed as Lee Carsley becomes jean shorts incarnate (or something along those lines.)

🚨  Possible worst segment of all time alert 🚨 We field "whacky" questions from ChatGPT.

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We're calmly floating in a metaphorical tire down the river of pre season football.

To kick us off we cast an eye at the Olympics and report on all of the scandal and none of the games as it all kicked off between Argentina and Morocco.

We brush over the pre season and bring you all of the punches, tugs of war, injuries and bad defending from Chelsea and Man United mostly, Leny Yoro we hardly knew yee.

In huge news for us personally it was announced that Roy Keane and Mick McCarthy are going Hollywood baby, as Saipan the Movie is announced 

We also demonstrate our general ball knowledge with an easy little game you can play along with.

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The summer pod is here and while there is no football to talk, off the pitch, ironically, it has been kicking off.

After Enzo Fernandes filmed his Argentinian teammates singing an insulting chant about the French national team, there has been severe fallout from Chelsea teammates and even at a presidential level.

Gareth Southgate hung his metaphorical jeans up once and for all as he resigned from the England job. Who is next we ask? And will it be Pep Guardiola?

Transfer season is in full swing, and by that we mean Man United bought wonderkid Leny Yoro.

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The Euro 2024 final has passed, a record 4 European championship in the bag for Spain, the years of hurt continue for England.

Could Southgate have loosened the shackles a little more? Was there too much focus on Bellingham ball? Did anyone give Spain less of a chance than us? We answer all these questions and more in our final euros episode

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The 2024 Euros final is upon us as England will be facing Spain in a battle of two teams who've had very different paths to this game during the tournament.

England are through, and its all down to the genius that is Gareth Southgate..or at least that's probably how it will be remembered.

You have to feel for the Netherlands after a controversial referee, had a controversial game.

A star boy was born as Lamine Yamal officially burst on to the international scene with an incredible performance against France, breaking every youngest player ever record in the process. Checkmate. This newfound stardom also saw some incredibly bizarre photos released of Lamine with Lionel Messi back in 2007

Mbappé led France crashed out after yet another poor performance. With just 1 goal from open play all tournament, and a particularly bad set of games from Kylian himself, what must Real Madrid be thinking?

Spain's captain could Alvaro Morata could also be a doubt for the final, after a particularly unfortunate incident with a steward.

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The Euro's quarter final stage is wrapped up, and could it get any more exciting!? (yes) Here's a little preview of a taster of our quarter final coverage.

Toni Kross wrapped up his career as he lived out a lifelong dream of being 'that kind of player' and leaving the boot in on some Spanish wonderkids.

Spain got through Germany and into the semi finals, but has the damage already been done?

After a 3 game ban for Demiral, Turkey were no match for the flying Dutch men as the Netherlands won 2-1. If the NWO can do it why can't Demiral??

England vanquished some of their past penalty shootout demons as they managed to comfortably put away all 5 penalties and knockout Shaqiri's Swiss.

Portugal crashed out to France as they march on to the final despite scoring zero goals. That's surely it for Ronaldo? Right?

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