This week, the crew break down a brutally injury-filled stretch of the NFL season—and what it means for your fantasy team that’s probably limping to the finish line. Jhonny, Omar, and Ruben dive into Week 12 with a full slate of matchups (no bye weeks, finally) and plenty of chaos to sort through. From Josh Allen’s turnover-heavy performance to the Texans’ quietly elite defense, the crew analyzes how banged-up rosters, shifting team dynamics, and unpredictable quarterback play are shaping both real-life outcomes and fantasy decisions.

With conversations ranging from playoff pushes by teams like the Colts, to the Lions needing a bounce-back win, to whether the Steelers defense is actually waking up, the hosts deliver their usual blend of sharp analysis and overreactions. Ruben throws in his Vegas picks—including the possibility of a $164,974 payout—while the guys walk through start/sit debates, matchup advantages, and betting angles for the weekend. They close things out with Scott Fishbowl updates, fantasy strategies, and predictions for marquee games like Ravens–Jets and Niners–Panthers. If your roster is taped together and questionable heading into Sunday, this is the episode for you.

This week, the crew dive headfirst into the chaos that is the 2025 NFL season—where nothing is predictable, everything is questionable, and your fantasy roster is probably hanging on by a thread. Commish Jhonny Co-Host Crispy and Omar break down the inconsistencies shaping Week 10 and Week 11, from shocking wins and disappointing losses to quarterbacks who can’t decide who they are from one Sunday to the next. They unpack the latest trade talks, the risks and rewards of shaking up your roster, and why coaching changes and injuries are reshaping the league in real time.

The conversation spans everything from the Lions making a statement against the Eagles, to the Chiefs stumbling through an unexpectedly sluggish season, to deep dive matchup analysis that can make or break your fantasy week. With Scott Fishbowl updates, MVP debates (including a plea not to forget running backs), and candid takes on players to start, sit, or ship away, this episode delivers nonstop insight wrapped in the usual banter. If your fantasy season feels inconsistent, unpredictable, or downright cursed—don’t worry, the guys are right there with you. Tune in for strategies, picks, player recommendations, and all the controlled chaos you’ve come to expect.

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This week, the guys are riding high after what can only be described as a winning weekend—on the field, in fantasy, and maybe even in life. Jhonny and Omar kick things off with stories from Houston’s ice houses and a quick recap of the week’s wildest NFL moments before diving into all things fantasy football. From the Broncos’ surprise performance to key trade deadline shakeups, they break down how shifting rosters are redefining team chemistry and player value. The hosts share their latest fantasy insights, trade ideas, and strategies for surviving bye weeks while keeping the conversation light, funny, and brutally honest. Whether it’s picking the Colts in Berlin, debating defensive matchups, or reacting to overblown narratives, it’s another week of sharp analysis, questionable predictions, and plenty of banter. Tune in for a dose of NFL talk that hits just right after your own winning weekend.

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In this week’s episode, the guys dive headfirst into the chaos of Week 8, where blown calls and baffling flags took center stage. Jhonny and Omar break down the most questionable officiating moments from around the league while recapping their weekly NFL picks, fantasy performances, and betting outcomes. From the Dolphins’ statement win to the Niners’ frustrating loss, they dissect the highs and lows of the week with their signature mix of sarcasm and sharp insight. The crew debates overreactions, injury news, and survivor picks — with Ruben boldly backing the Patriots and Omar rolling the dice on the Titans. They also get into the reality of managing fantasy rosters during an injury-heavy stretch, from overspending on the waiver wire to making the most of a dwindling budget. Whether you’re here for the betting tips, fantasy strategy, or just the chaos of NFL officiating, this episode has it all — plus plenty of friendly trash talk to wrap it up.

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It’s that time of year — when half your fantasy lineup is on a bye and your waiver wire looks like a yard sale. Jhonny and Omar dive headfirst into Byemageddon 2026, breaking down the chaos of Week 7, the heartbreak of bad beats, and the art of surviving when your best players are all on vacation. The guys recap Ruben’s “three-for-five” betting week and discuss the questionable rise of sports betting on the Robin Hood app (because why not lose your stock money and your parlay at the same time?). They revisit the best fourth quarter of the week — a wild Denver finish — and laugh their way through the Raiders’ meltdown against the Chiefs. From the Seahawks’ used-car-salesman QB rotation to the eternal hope of Joe Flacco’s comeback tour, no team is safe from their takes. As always, they cap things off with Week 8 predictions, fantasy survival strategies, and a healthy dose of overreactions — including a bold “Give me Washington!” call that might age terribly.

It’s Byemageddon out there… good luck to everyone in Week 8 — unless, of course, you’re playing one of us.

Week 6 reminded us that football is both beautiful and absolutely stupid. Jhonny and Crispy open with the best win of the week — Jaxson Dart and Cam Skattebo becoming everyone’s new favorite duo after knocking off the Eagles — before diving into an endless list of “worst losses” that could fill an entire therapy session. From the emotional rollercoaster of blown leads to fantasy heartbreaks, the guys break down the Week 6 Top 5s, featuring Patrick Mahomes reclaiming his throne, Bijan Robinson doing Bijan things, and a tight end leaderboard that somehow made Dallas Goedert look like peak Gronk. Ruben calls in to share his betting victories (for once), while both hosts try to recover from a truly miserable Pick’ems week that ended in a tie — because of course it did. They look ahead to Week 7’s matchups, including the Falcons vs. 49ers primetime clash and yet another double Monday night special that nobody asked for. The CCC wraps things up with updates from Fumble Games, Final Dynasty, and SFB, along with Crispy’s ongoing quest for morning routine consistency.

Your team’s rise was fun while it lasted — welcome to Your Fall From Grace.

Week 5 was pure chaos — wild finishes, bad coaching, and one tripping touchdown that’s already living rent-free in our heads. Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy kick things off by debating the week’s biggest stories: the Jaguars stunning the Chiefs with a 99-yard pick-six and a Trevor Lawrence stumble into glory, and the Cardinals finding a new way to embarrass themselves in a brutal loss to the Titans. From there, the guys tackle the week’s top fantasy performers — CJ Stroud proving Houston’s got a franchise QB, Rico Dowdle (!) leading all running backs, and AJ Barner topping tight ends in a week where everyone apparently became Travis Kelce. Ruben calls in to drop his usual mix of betting wisdom and chaos, before Jhonny and Crispy relive a forgettable Pick’ems recap (nobody did great, let’s be honest) and preview the Week 6 slate — including a primetime showdown between the Lions and Chiefs, plus another double-dose of Monday Night Football that no one asked for. The CCC (Commish & Crispy Corner) closes things out with updates from Fumble Games, Final Dynasty, and SFB — along with Crispy’s near-perfect fantasy sweep that slipped through his fingers.

Week 4 claimed another victim — Commish Jhonny’s run in the survivor league is officially chopped. The NOCA Crew kicks things off with that heartbreak before breaking down the week’s biggest win, the most frustrating “non-loss,” and the fantasy standouts that actually delivered. Plus, Ruben rings in with his picks as we head into the first round of bye weeks and a lighter Week 5 lineup.

Week 3 delivered chaos, overreactions, and a few broken hearts — and we’re here to sort through it all. Commish Jhonny is back with Co-Host Crispy and they kick things off with their first impressions: was the Lions’ takedown of the Ravens the best win of the week, or was the Packers’ collapse against the Browns the worst loss? And more importantly… is it time to start calling Danny Dimes Daniel Dollar in MVP conversations? (Spoiler: probably not, but it’s fun to dream.) We break down the Week 3 Top 5s across every position — Caleb Williams proving Chicago may finally have a QB, Jonathan Taylor reminding everyone why he’s elite, Tre Tucker exploding out of nowhere, and Hunter Henry leading tight ends like it’s 2017 again. Plus, Ruben rings in with his segment, we recap our Pick’ems (Crispy pulling ahead, Jhonny trying to catch up), and look ahead at Week 4’s slate — from an undefeated clash between the Eagles and Bucs, to two poorly timed Monday Night Football matchups that no one asked for. We wrap it all up in the CCC with updates from Fumble Games, Final Dynasty, and SFB, before signing off with a little good-luck-but-not-really energy.

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Week 2 is in the books, and panic is already spreading fast. The Bucs pulled off a last-second win, the Bears got embarrassed by the Lions, and a whole crew of 0–2 teams are starting to sweat (yes, even the Chiefs). Listen in as the NOCA Crew break down the highs and lows, call out the week’s best wins and worst losses, and highlight the spiciest fantasy Top 5 performances. Ruben rings in with his picks, and we look ahead to a stacked Week 3 slate. Don’t hit that panic button just yet… or maybe do.