No One Cares About

In the latest episode of No One Cares About: Your Trading Block, Commissioner Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy discuss the DeAndre Hopkins trade to Kansas City, and Cooper Kupp’s status that remains uncertain. Injury updates are provided for several players, including Tua Tagovailoa, Jayden Daniels, and Deshaun Watson. The top 10 PPR rankings for quarterbacks, running backs, wide receivers, and tight ends are also shared. And Rube calls in for his weekly hypothetical bets.

In episode 307 of No One Cares About, “Your Broken Team,” Commissioner Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy dive into the latest NFL chaos, with Crispy’s spirit at an all-time low thanks to fantasy football woes and an underwhelming NFL season by her Cowboys. They cover the Cowboys’ disappointing performance and debate whether firing the whole team is the solution. The injury report is extensive, touching on key players like Tua Tagovailoa, Nick Chubb, and Cooper Kupp. They discuss Week 7 matchups, where Crispy puts her faith in all the feline-named teams. Tune in for their weekly picks, Rube’s call-in segment, and updates from the Commish & Crispy Corner.

This week’s episode of “No One Cares About: Your Job Security" Commissioner Jhonny and Co-Host cover the latest NFL news, including injuries and coaching changes. It also highlights the top 10 fantasy football performances from week 5 and provides a recap of the week 6 pick’ems. Ruben calls in with this weeks bets including a 12 team parlay. And they get a call from a ghost! The hosts wish listeners luck in their fantasy football games, except for those playing against them.

In episode 305 of No One Cares About, titled “Your Diva Receivers,” Jhonny and Crispy discuss the latest drama surrounding Davante Adams’ trade request and where he might land. They provide updates on key injuries, including Anthony Richardson, Russell Wilson, and Raheem Mostert, and discuss the impact on fantasy lineups. The duo covers Week 4’s top performers, highlighted by Nico Collins and Derrick Henry, and break down upcoming Week 5 matchups, including a thrilling OT TNF game. As always, they wrap up with their CCC segment and sign off with their classic good luck (unless you’re playing them).

In episode 304 of No One Cares About: Your Not So Tight End, Jhonny and Crispy dive into the challenges of tight ends, highlighting Travis Kelce and Mark Andrews' ongoing issues. They break down Week 3’s top performers, key injuries, and offer insights on the impact of notable players like Christian McCaffrey and Justin Herbert. The duo also previews Week 4 matchups, including TNF’s Cowboys vs. Giants game, and continue their weekly Pick’ems competition. As always, they close out with the CCC segment and their signature sign-off banter.

It's Week 3 of the 2024 season! Co-Host Crispy leads the panic parade through the never ending list of injuries from Week 2. But not all hope is lost as this week's episode also highlights rising hopefuls across offenses in the Top 10s. Make sure to tune in through the end for Week 3 matchups and the team picks!

Rough week 1 start? The NOCA crew are here to sympathize with the kick-off of the fantasy football season but have their sights set on week 2. In episode 302 of *No One Cares About*, “Your Bad Start,” Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy discuss the fallout from Week 1, including key injuries to Christian McCaffrey, Puka Nacua, and Jordan Love. They also highlight the top fantasy performers, with Saquon Barkley, Jayden Reed, and Isaiah Likely leading the charge. The episode dives into Week 2 game previews, including the Bills vs. Dolphins TNF matchup, and continues the Pick’ems competition. The CCC segment touches on fantasy football strategies and the challenges of dynasty leagues. As always, the hosts sign off with their signature humor and friendly rivalry.

In the Season 3 premiere of *No One Cares About*, Commissioner Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy dive into the 2024 NFL season with “Your Week 1 Hype!” They discuss major player injuries, including the 49ers Ricky Pearsall and the Chargers Justin Herbert, while breaking down the new dynamic kickoff rule aimed at reducing injuries. Week 1 matchups are previewed, featuring Ravens vs. Chiefs and Rams vs. Lions. The return of the Commish & Crispy Corner brings bold season predictions and fantasy league chatter. Tune in for all the Week 1 excitement!

Join the NOCA Crew as they do their final ranks episode and their final off-season podcast. Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy go over some recent fantasy news after Bloody Tuesday aka the 53-man roster cuts. They also go over their top 12 TEs and top 24 WRs and as you can imagine, they are a little unconventional.

The NOCA Crew is back for their second round of ranks, this time looking at the top 24 Running Backs (they may have recorded this before the Nick Chubb news...). Commissioner Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy also recap their recent drafts starting with Scott Fish Bowl and their Final Dynasty drafts. It is draft season, and it is crunch time!